Timothy Bruno ☕ 🌻

Author & Entrepreneur ( who listens to far too many podcasts.
Former Kona coffee farmer and currently

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Want to know the difference between a cappuccino, a nappaccino, and Al Pacino? Procaffeination: A Coffee Lover's Dictionary is a humorous romp thru the world of coffee & THE indispensable tool for the modern barista or coffee-obsessed amateur. Agent & Publisher inquiries welcome.

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I’ve never experienced it before today, but The New York Times had a headline today that you can sing:

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Reminder: April 16th is The Feast of St Drogo, Patron Saint of Coffee House Operators & by extension, Coffee in general. Also, ugly people 😬

More: https://t.co/C6qRv0v8pf

Not on here much anymore; it's mostly an effort to reach @milesofgray & @jack_obrien on @DailyZeitgeist

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@Jordan_Morris in re: your midlife crisis

Don’t do like I did and buy a Kona coffee farm in Hawaii. There is way too much weed whipping and you have to wait until someone else has a midlife crisis so you can sell it to THEM

@JordanJesseGo

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I'm now available for podcast guest appearances! You can find all my details and get in touch to book interviews over at: https://t.co/HPcTCrHsuo
#podcast #podcastcommunity #MatchMakerFM

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@CSurvivor9 Those were the salad bowls at The College of Wooster back in the 80s

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@WillieHandler

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@TacitusKG @TheWapplehouse I find this hard to believe 😂

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@CarynnBohley Rented 18th century costumes and took her out the fanciest restaurant in town where I proposed using lines from "The Scarlet Pimpernel," a movie we watched about once per month.

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@ParanormalJunk2 UDL? Please translate for the un-hip

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@TheWapplehouse @thechosenberg Wait... you mean never when you go out or just with coffee? If the latter, then yeah, it's just not a thing in the US. If the former, don't they give you a glass of water when you sit down at a restaurant? In Europe, you won't get water unless you ask.

But I get your point 👍

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@TheWapplehouse @thechosenberg Yeah, sorry babe. Almost everywhere else in the world, an espresso (or Turkish or Greek coffee) comes with a small cookie and a glass of water.

May I self-promote a little?

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I'm not 100% certain but I think #StrangeNewWorlds may have broken a hitherto undiscovered 5th Wall with that last scene! 😂

#LowerDecks @MikeMcMahanTM @ansonmount #StarTrek

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@ParanormalJunk2

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This must be some kind of record: Submission and turn down on the same day!
#amquerying #WritingCommunity #WritingLife

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@DecksLower What, and I mean this in the strongest possible terms, the fuck?

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@TheWapplehouse Why must you do this

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@ParanormalJunk2 I was disappointed that it wasn't real

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@TheWapplehouse This is so unsettling

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@TheWapplehouse Please stop