Tim Rufino

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Me taking medicine notes vs me taking notes on testmanship and how to hula wisely in the boards.

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Playing UNO with cousins who are also color blind all we keep saying is "ha Green ba yan or red"

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this is fucking bullshit

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@HannahRufino Are u kidding me u watched it without me?

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@j5182uyheng @maxvelazco You laughing at nothing in ur cat sheets.

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MAYBE if ppl placed half the imbestigador/SOCO skillz they put into decoding celebrity breakups into shit like climate change or antibiotic resistance, MAYBE we wouldn't all be dead in like 50 yrs idk what do I know 🤷‍♂️

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@HannahRufino Hi sistor

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Pro tip: when you're sick, stay sick til your body forgets what normal is. That way you'll never feel sick again

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lola brings apo 4 check up

Me: kelan po nag start ung pagsuka?

Lola: miyerkules po

*fck whats miyerkules cmon pare bro think of a way out*

M: *opens calendar* kelan po dito

L: diyan doc *points to wed*

/internal WHEW of relief

M: eh ung pagubo?

L: nung huwebes

I give up

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Half of IV insertion/blood extraction is really acting like you've done (and succeeded lol) doing it 10000x before, the other half is blaming the patient's anatomy when you (inevitably) fail. "tsk Pan0 ba Yan mAam YUng KamAy Niy0 kAsi mAhirAp taLagang KunAn"

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@nicoleeap @ShanikaDegoma_ @larrisann Wow I wonder who's who

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Strainer: my brain
Liquid: medschool info
Solid black stuff: memes, jokes and literally anything that won't help me in my exam

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@Hayaanaaa @ROCKeeeroad diba naka krispy kreme to kanina

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Prof: whoever tries drinking this will get bonus pts

Ako, na bobo:

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@Hayaanaaa No, you rn

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"No such thing as dumb questions" - doc

"But there are dumb people" -@Hayaanaaa

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So you're telling me I can /technically/ eat 2 Double Downs a day and I can actually still lose weight? 🤔 (1140 cal is still a caloric deficit, only 90% of daily fat)

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@alltimelowbatt Tulog >>>> haha

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Did you know the root word of HEMATOLOGY is MATOLOG and that's why that's all I've been doing this week

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@chemmybreezy Walang laglagan