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I like to explain obvious jokes in a way that makes it look like I don't understand them and am questioning what was said.

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@madifawnzzz whenever i get lube or condoms at a grocery store i always try to bury and hide them in the basket and i'm not sure why because now that i think about it people probably aren't looking in my basket and silently judging me. and if they are it doesn't matter

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@ntrphl Wouldn't the chips be fucked up? Like I'm thinking they'd absorb moisture from the dough then kind of disintegrate in the baking process and end up as a grainy textured parts of the cookie. Unless they're kinda stuck on the top right before baking I guess.

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@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks he was flirting

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@mgsmgs08 Have you changed your controller deadzones? The input getting cut off may just be that and not your controller, the default deadzones on steering (and throttle/brake) are too large to be able to get really fine control, at least for me.

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@stendhalist insecurity

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@DakarAdana @JacobPritchett I can't tell but that looks like a "no parking/stops" sign immediately before that open space (which also isn't recessed), same as the sign on the left of the bike.
This looks like an issue with the city planning in an area when more density got added.

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@heisei_ramen @cannotstopdoog @ReviewsPossum now tell the ai to draw them all fucking and complete the cycle

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@Kaito_KaiNi the car you see listed for $1.5m

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@sam_d_1995 Did Lithuania have no seat belts or drunk driving laws before 2008 or something?

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@JDaniger54669 @caroline_mpls Good news! Ticks are arachnids.

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@kirkneckwound @gurtyaoi the latter, they just flatly deny reality

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@TheLincoln If I'd been born a slug I'd be absolutely crushing it right now.

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@c0mm1etr00n I literally didn't post until like a couple months ago. I made the account to whine about cancelling a gym membership then forgot about it.

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do re:zero amvs not exist how have i not happened upon any yet

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@burtonmagics men don't understand how women's bodies work, news at 11

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@XxJakez123xX I am still trying to figure out if Roswaal is a good guy or not.
I watched most of the second season drunk and don't remember much of it. I should probably rewatch it.

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@1WholeRabbit @JinkysCorner I HATE YOU NOW WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD

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@martin_miller07 @AstaonX12 siri tell me how to downvote on twitter