Tam

6/10

[Tam @TimVelcro]

in court for speeding ticket, head bowed:

your honour who art in heaven innocent be my name

[Tam @TimVelcro]

the catch is having to play for Manchester United

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Manchester United are believed to be considering a move for a Tractor Boy. 🚜

But there is a catch... 😮

#BBCFootball #ManUtd

[Tam @TimVelcro]

recruiter’s LinkedIn bio

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

[Tam @TimVelcro]

Ed Davey's election campaign

[Tam @TimVelcro]

nice statement from Justin ‘the metaphor understander’ Gaethje

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Justin Gaethje isn't rushing his return after UFC 300.

📰 https://t.co/C2H9NLrjOa

[Tam @TimVelcro]

leaked shot of the Nike shirt england will wear if they reach the final

[Tam @TimVelcro]

tories when you ask if everyone can have a decent standard of living

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Labour when you ask for their plans to tackle illegal migration.

[Tam @TimVelcro]

Avatar: The Jizzer

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

James Cameron's next #Avatar film will not be called 'Avatar: The Seed Bearer'

(via @ComicBook)

[Tam @TimVelcro]

someone didn’t get the invite to toss the pill about with chuggsy

[The Good, The Bad & The Rugby @GoodBadRugby]

Unsavoury scenes at Stade Velodrome as several England fans are removed for fighting.

#RWC2023 #ENGvFIJ

[Tam @TimVelcro]

also the nickname for my room in my mid 20s

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

People’s Gas Light & Coke Company
Chicago, IL

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I don't know who wrote this but I think about it once a year and it makes me SHOUT laugh. https://t.co/XzpCHF5enl

[Tam @TimVelcro]

@ArchiHarding planted in my brain

[Tam @TimVelcro]

netherlands sowing netherlands reaping

[Tam @TimVelcro]

rushed. anxious. no athleticism. no style. no showmanship. 2/10

[Damien Gayle @damiengayle]

Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.

[Tam @TimVelcro]

@elonmusk define ‘briefly’

[Tam @TimVelcro]

@andrewlopez89 @nrgsrhc you will certainly not regret eight to thirteen pints of Guinness

[Tam @TimVelcro]

@joelgolby I have also been looking: https://t.co/dFMFQqnZR4

[Tam @TimVelcro]

Judge: You have been summoned here today for…

*checks notes*

kicking off all over Cornwall

[Cornwall Live @CornwallLive]

Her rampage has seen her put behind bars and made subject of an order preventing her from kicking off anywhere in Cornwall https://t.co/kbEKRNB06G

[Tam @TimVelcro]

Americans when they say they’re going on a holiday to Europe

[некультурное быдло @tim_language]

“How many countries do you want to offend simultaneously?”
“Yes”

[Tam @TimVelcro]

@andrewlopez89 @shockproofbeats @gordon1978 whom among us...