Tim

Denver, coding, snowboarding

[Tim @TimWhite87]

@rubinsafaya "S3 cluster" is not a thing... S3 is a global object store segregated by buckets and object prefixes. Those semantics undermine your point.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me: why tf does my back hurt?

also me:

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Shane Satterfield @Dinfire]

Interpretive ringtone dance. Some of these are great. https://t.co/A01G2huNqD

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

Holy shit. Stunned, but in a good way. $370B for climate and energy and 40% emissions reduction by 2030.

BFD.
https://t.co/0pNuIjh3hY

[Fuad Alakbarov ⁠⁠ @DrAlakbarov]

Thread. Photos of monuments from Yugoslavia known as spomeniks are often shared online, exoticised and wrenched from context.

[Avatar News @AvatarNews_]

Breaking from SDCC: The first Avatar Studios movie coming to theaters in 2024 will no longer be about Kyoshi, but rather Aang! And, exclusive from Avatar News: it will be set in a time period where Team Avatar are young adults!

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

[Tim @TimWhite87]

@TheLastHimbo Software engineering - love it. Love problem solving, building and designing systems, and writing code.

[Paul.Nelson @batsy09]

Paraglider meets a black vulture. 😎

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife put parental controls on Netflix because I watched one of our shows without her.

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

The part of the Star Wars mythos where the incompetent elites who failed to stop the system from sliding into fascism simply go into hiding and do nothing waiting for a bunch of kids to grow up and fix the problem themselves hits pretty hard right now.

[Katy Stoll @katystoll]

Woke up this morning and my first thought was "thank god it's Friday" but it's not. It's not Friday.

[Tim @TimWhite87]

@RealSteveCox

[bird on stick 𓅣𓅃 @SceneKidSanta]

@niviachanta @TaylorLorenz Seriously. Just let the alpacas fuck

[Tim @TimWhite87]

@TaylorLorenz Why does the alpaca have to be a virgin?

[Tim @TimWhite87]

@CAZM023 Gold

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

This was supposed to be anti-communist propaganda showing a father angry to find out his son is a communist.