I can't believe we are all riveted by a third-tier bowl game featuring San Jose State and South Florida. This game is going to be a social media legend.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
In-N-Out has officially decided to close their first location ever in Oakland near the airport. This decision has been made due to the high crime activity and car break-ins.
Wrote a column about fast food, being young and stupid, and California's elevated minimum wage for burger flippers. Already got an email from a reader who took it WAY too seriously. https://t.co/fWj9KNJnwt
This week's column laments the pending final nail in Saugus Speedway's coffin. My dad pointed out an oversight: I neglected to mention Hans Wesski, who used to have a German message for other drivers on the rear bumper of his Camaro: "Auf Wiedersehen!" https://t.co/pFbL3dlQfN
25 years ago today, the Broncos (+11.5) defeated the Packers 31-24, pulling off the 5th-biggest upset in Super Bowl history.
John Elway finally got his first ring at the age of 37 ✅
.@DTOhl gets it. And while we’re airing it out, let’s talk about the PIOs who WILL NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS and instead refer you to their social media post. I can’t believe that’s even a thing — but it happens ALL THE TIME
/rant
This was supposed to be a column that was entirely about my juvenile gloating over my fantasy football successes. Then reality stepped in. https://t.co/JyDXEzUbSn