Cristina Rotondo

I pray to myself, for myself.

[T @dfwtee_]

why does tilting your head back to finish a canned drink feel so embarrassing?

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

@jenisicecreams please bring back pineapple upside down cake 😭😭

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Tariffs on Belgium just went up to 200 percent

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Italians:

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

I don’t think @Amtrak Acela Next Gen trains are nearly as comfortable as those they are replacing — kind of disappointing

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

Idk what’s with the switch up, but no longer having a morning Acela that can get me from NY to DC before 9am absolutely sucks @Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[Ocean 🌊 ⊙⊝⊜ @oceaniitobackup]

how it feels watching sanremo tonight

#Sanremo2026

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

The Super Bowl gets a huge intro with all of our most important patriotic songs: America the Beautiful, The Star-Spangled Banner, and American Idiot.

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

Damn, you like one Pas de Deux video and your whole timeline becomes Tchaikovsky

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

Watching Landman is a trip because what is Brooke Windham doing with an oil man in Texas??

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Y’all are gonna “it’s not that deep” yourselves right outta freedom

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

Jonathan Taylor is the lifeblood of my fantasy team

[chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

George W. Bush mid-shoe throw costume

[muntazir @alfucore]

when im criticising a woman for saying some shit against women and a man thinks im on his side

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

[Cristina Rotondo @TinaTondo]

Why is trying to find a place that delivers balloons so hard?? Bring back Party City 😭😭😭