George’s Leash

You probably pay me rent

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

“Yeah mom. They got me driving the freshman Zeta pontoon. It’s so fucked” #overserved

[Chandler not Phillips @Chandlerphil69]

#deport from the Carolinas as fast as possible. You are ruining gods country

[ESPN @espn]

THE MOMENT THE HURRICANES BECAME CHAMPIONS ‼️

[Ross Martin @RossMartinNC]

A Big Rock Tournament record today down in Morehead City, NC

919.9-pound Blue Marlin caught by MARLIN FEVER.

Likely a $6.2M fish.

[Obunga @rhymeswobunga]

In rural Clemmons, NC. There’s a billiards hall that serves Indian food every day till 2 am. Blaring 2000s throwbacks. Mexican manager opened my tab. Fat ugly redneck dude in front of me making out with his wife, they’re both wearing matching 2nd amendment shirts. This is America

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

Required southern reading.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Heats worst nightmare

[tyler tanner @tyler_tanner5]

@NotJ0NRoth 🧢

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Huge beer news for Citi Field:

They’ve added the Lunch IPA from Maine Beer Company.

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

Mamdani being baffled by Irish nationalism is literally the ending of Gangs of New York.

"For those of us what lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mightily swept away... for the rest of time it'd be like no one even knew we was ever here."

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Vanderbilt has THE MOST combined football and basketball wins in the SEC.

They are playing in the SEC Basketball Championship Game.

They have a Top 15 football team.

The Commodores are THE BEST OVERALL ATHLETIC PROGRAM IN THE SEC!

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Teams ranked in the top 25 for football, men’s basketball and women’s basketball!

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

@TortoiseCosta

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

I mean I guess if you’re poor

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

nobody tells you that a big part of being an adult is doing all you can to stay out of prison

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’m back

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

Mendoza is a communist. His family is from Cuba. Pavia is a red blooded capitalist from the most capitalist school there is. He’s got my vote. If you vote Mendoza, you’re a commie and a traitor to our country

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

“Central Jersey” “Roll Tide” take your dumbass back to Rutgers lil pup we don’t want you

[#1 Youngin @TeeMoney_Mills]

I take everything thing I said about Fernando Mendoza back; this is the biggest dweeb in CFB

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

All quiet on the Eastern front with the power still out in the double wide I’m sure. If you ever get this message, just know we flipped the #1 QB recruit for next year. 45-24 by the way.

[Kenzoo @mack_morgann]

Went from 2turnt to 2picks real quick

[Jared Curtis 2026 QB @Jaredcurtis37]

Anchor down ⚓️

[George’s Leash @TinCanDore]

“Joey Petersen” is like Paul Finebaum if Paul Finebaum had zero media following and wasn’t good at his job

[Joey Petersen @joeypetersen8]

Diego Pavia is like Johnny Manziel if Johnny Manziel sucked at football and wasn't cool when he was playing