Tinder Pick Ups

#SwipeResponsibly

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Shoutout to the girls that message guys first #YouTheRealMVP

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If all your pictures are head shots, don't get mad at me when I ask you how much you weigh #SwipeResponsibly

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@gabiwilson24 Better luck next time! May the odds be ever in your favor #SwipeResponsibly

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@Strangeclays A "bit" heavier? If you find me a scale that can accurately read me her weight without breaking I will take it down.

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I've been back in town for less than two days and I've already came across everyone I hated in high school on tinder #SwipeResponsibly

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Wait, I'm confused.. People actually go on tinder sober ? #SwipeResponsibly

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Oh really, You want to go on an adventure too? Well get in line with all the other bitches on tinder #SwipeResponsibly

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It's 2am do you know where your bitch is? Hopefully not on tinder #SwipeResponsibly

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Tinder isn't about finding Mr/Mrs right. It's about finding Mr/Mrs right now. #SwipeResponsibly

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That awkward moment when no one wants to hangout with you from tinder because everyone's trying to ace their finals to pass for the year

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It's been 2 months, 15 days, 11 hours, and 52 mins till I accidentally swiped left on the girl of my dreams. #TheOneThatGotAway

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@Lando__Comando any pickup line really as long as you make her laugh. Look at her bio or pics, find something you have in common. Good Luck

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Don't you guys hate it when you have a lot on your mind but no one to talk to? #SwipeResponsibly

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@PlayBoyBacy with the right pickup line the amount of ass you can get is unimaginable. May the odds be ever in your favor #SwipeResponsibly

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Idk about you guys but I can't be sober on tinder #SwipeResponsibly

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When you're having a good time on tinder and then a guy decides to post up a dick pic #SwipeResponsibly

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There's a dark place in hell for those married couples who are on tinder with their FUCKING WEDDING PICS #SwipeResponsibly

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All my friends are getting engaged and I'm just sitting here trying to get a match on tinder #SwipeResponsibly

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Another one of those wine and tinder night #SwipeResponsibly

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Wokeup still drunk and I looked at my phone and I have 20 new matches. I'm actually scared to see who I swiped right to. #SwipeResponsibly