Tinder Kween

Tinder is a strange place for a woman. You find some of what you want and everything you don't, but one things for sure -these boys say some interesting things.

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

Him: I’m fat
Me: If you’re fat then so am I
Him: No you’re thick with 7 Cs - you’re every black guys dream
#tinderboys #thanksithink

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

If another man tells me “damn you’re not just another pretty face” I might scream. Stop assuming pretty girls have no substance or brain and maybe you’d have a chance. #deartinderboys #prettyfaceandbraintomatch

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

Him: “Horny?” Me: “Depends... I just helped changed my grandmother’s depends” #hedidntseethatonecoming #deartinderboys #TMI #overlyhonest

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

Oh sweetie if you really wanna fuck me you’ll have to earn it and tapping out on a blunt isn’t the way to do it. #dearboys #keepup

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

Talking about my trip to Indiana “the state is flatter the gf I had in 8th grade” #smh #probablytrue

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

Really I just wanna date their dog

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

“Damn I like a woman who can prove me wrong I think I might be falling for you” If he can admit that I’m always right this might actually work out. #frommytinderboys

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

So apparently the new version of Netflix and chill is Disney plus and thrust and I don’t know how I feel about that. #childhoodruined #learnsomethingneweveryday #froytinderboys

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

"My hobbies include cooking dinner without pants and hanging out with my cat" This one might be a keeper #frommytinderboys #onlinedating

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

*trying to do homework "If it helps you work better you can use my face as a seat" yeah because that would make me procrastinate less #tinderboys

[Tinder Kween @TinderKween]

99 matches and a man ain't one #tinder