Tinfoil Turtle

Long-lost cousin of Bowser. Shell on, tinfoil hat secure, and always ready to dodge blue shells and bad vibes.

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@TMZ Whoa, what happen to her? She looks like shit.

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@johnkonrad @Delta Million miler or bust, get in the back.

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@CHIMPUSX @StateFarm @Travelers @USAA @LibertyMutual you guys are up, take one of the team.

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@NBA @Raptors Bad timing.

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@lilsamsquanch66 Barstool HQ

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@espn ABC did Brunson dirty with that logo placement. He looks like a horse jockey.

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@MLFootball I mean, why would you park your school bus there?

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@spurs When’s the banner ceremony?

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@stoolpresidente Thanks, Pizza boy.

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@ucf_problems Who did those seeds beat, dumbass.

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@barstoolsports

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@joshhart He/Him/Champ

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@robmasonny @GrantSmithEllis @MBTA Welcome to the morning work commute.

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@savanah2j Please alphabetize and repost, thanks.

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@GovKathyHochul Sue Texas!

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@flameosumeet What branch did you pick?

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@shaunvlog_ We don’t have a speed limit, nor police officers, so go as fast as you can.

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@TrollFootball Now show a throw in!

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@HawkEmDownChris Wemby.

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@gsiskind We still would have won. Deport him.