Original Unicorndog

♔PG4L♔ 🦊 Ginger activist. Alpha Logan. ♐️

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

So much for getting any of the ribs that I made

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

@alexkintzle She just accepted a job in London

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

I’m so happy for my sister, makes me want to do bigger things for myself

[CYC Kitchen @CYCkitchen]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that they raised me.

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

promote my band thanks i’ll pay you

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

The mayo packet just hits differently

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

I feel so dumb

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Wow the drunk sea shanties I’m hearing at the bar

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

I refuse to be your reoccurring pattern.

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Holy dehydrated

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Call me Voltorb because all I do is self-destruct

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Why did I do it

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Fuck you. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

What am I fucking doing

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

When Carmy gets confused for some random dude named Logan, fuck offffff

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

The Bear just hits hard

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Woah this show really fucks with me

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

They put this new season of the bear up today just to fuck with me

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

Who woulda thought I’d be keeping this place standing

[Original Unicorndog @TinkerTerror]

I need to move outta this state