To make this in relative terms: you should be able to buy a prepared, hot meal for approximately half of an hour of your work as an entry level wage laborer.
Food nipple was malfunctioning and my methane pack is leaking and they want my unit deployed to stop the Flood from capturing the Truth and Reconciliation. Plasma pistol has 7% battery and no fuel rod team is available for fire support. Fuck my stupid chud Unggoy life.