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DM me with any THS news real or not

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@PiquaSports wya?

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Fuck the BRR. The theme for Friday is a black out. Everyone rt

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Fuck you https://t.co/pNnLUTI3fe

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‼️We have been asked by Student Gov for the theme of the Troy-Piqua game to be COUNTRY/WESTERN to go with the theme of the pep rally on Fri

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🐸☕️

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BREAKING: Sam Coleman was 15 min. L8 to 1st period this morning. Witnesses say pieces of his foreskin were found stuck in a bathroom stall.

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Pictures leaked from junior Hailey Taylor's after hoco party

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Good luck tonight to all Troy students at Piquas homecoming...please if you get syphilis (and you most likely will) stay out of Troy.

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Rachel Olson reports that Tipp City is just like Trent Bell...unable to finish 🤔

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I’m back😈

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TROY TRACK TEAM HELD HOSTAGE BY TIPP CITY FIRE DEPARTMENT. IF YOU CAN SEE THIS HELP IS ON THE WAY

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Tornado rips through high school campus. Destroys everything in path. Stay inside. Do not go to school tomorrow for any reason at all.

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THS administration sees loose chickens in the hallway. They ignore that to yell at two kids sipping coffee walking by.

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Kim Jong Un seen in Hobart parking lot conducting missle tests

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The unknown suspect is a 5'10 black male. 185 Lbs and considered to be armed. If you have any information on this please come forward.

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Late last night, our fellow senior class president was assassinated. R.I.P. Tim Hanna Jr. You will be missed.

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Troy baseball plays Fairborn tonight. Jake Daniel admits he would rather be pelting little kids in the face playing dodgeball.

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Lil Eric Da Demon will be at THS's graduation. This is not a joke. 👹👹👹

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Chase Weaver "Hates Mexicans." Says "If Trump doesn't build this wall soon I'm gonna go fucking insane"

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McKayla Travis seen buying pregnancy tests and Plan B pills.

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Junior Kameron Block recieves multiple D1 offers after film is released of him playing running back.