Here’s a sandwich hack I’ve been using for years — especially if you’re too embarrassed to ask for extra mayo at a sub shop.
Next time, pretend you’re on the phone with someone while ordering. Then say things like: “Yeah, he wants more mayo. I know, it’s gross… but he loves it.” “Oh wow, now he’s saying he wants even more… he’s obsessed with mayo.”
Pretend the guy on the other end is the one demanding it — not you. It doesn’t really make sense, because even if he were real, he couldn’t see what’s happening anyway.
But somehow, in the moment, it works… and you end up with more mayo on your sandwich.
Here’s a sandwich hack I’ve been using for years — especially if you’re too embarrassed to ask for extra mayo at a sub shop.
Next time, pretend you’re on the phone with someone while ordering. Then say things like: “Yeah, he wants more mayo. I know, it’s gross… but he loves it.” “Oh wow, now he’s saying he wants even more… he’s obsessed with mayo.”
Pretend the guy on the other end is the one demanding it — not you. It doesn’t really make sense, because even if he were real, he couldn’t see what’s happening anyway.
But somehow, in the moment, it works… and you end up with more mayo on your sandwich.