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scientist smothered in this banefully ephemeral squawk mortar ✨ researcher, writer, witch, pole bish ✨ ask me about behavioral neuroscience

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@AskPlayStation “some users might be” do better wtf

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

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@watsonwh0re Yes pls 🥹

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I have to get this off my chest. I was moving too fast, got dizzy, and wiped out HARD. My downstairs neighbors were home so I dragged myself to my shoe rack, put shoes on my hands, and pretend “walked” around so they wouldn’t worry/check on me. Don’t get a TBI folks. It’s lame 🫠

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@PotatoRomeo Yes I was just VERY surprised 😂 Hopefully PT/OT will help me stop being the dizziest before I fall to my death 😅

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@PECOconnect You send me an email every day that my bill is ready to view. I am on autopay and have turned billing emails off. How do I get this to stop?

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Life status update: recovering from a concussion. Decided it was a good idea to get high and watch Hereditary with my mom. Was fine until she tried to show me a dead bug in the bathroom immediately afterwards. I ran away screaming. Convinced she was going to attack me. 😂

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Little guys are among us

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Now that I don’t have an edgelord boyfriend sharing obscure internet things, I miss too many references to be on here. ☹️ But I’m excited for thotumn. Do I want to retrain my chest stand and backbends so I can do contortion as M3GAN for a Halloween costume contest? Decisions…

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And now I’ve done my biannual post that is not a customer service complaint.

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I got to stage kiss my pole bestie at our showcase. 💜 Someone threw dollars at us! 😂 (First time is actual audio, second time is the music). My climbing in the second clip is weak but given that I severed a tendon in my hand and only had 3 months after 5 months off, it’s okay.

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@iraglass Before I can no longer post because of paywall, I have to say I’ve never been more willing to throw hands with a stranger than after hearing you were asked if you fart out the front. Rude for no reason! And fwiw, your look honestly sounded like a vibe.

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@AmazonHelp received the wrong item (7oz version, I ordered 19oz product) but it’s a consumable that is not eligible for return, so there’s no way to initiate help. How do I resolve this?

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@aaronscottNPR so happy to hear you on @NPRShortWave again !! ☺️

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@FabFitFun did y’all have like two curling wands available? I started customizing at 12:01 (login took a minute) and it was already sold out. That’s kinda wild

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@NPRShortWave keeps breaking my heart. So sad I will no longer hear @aaronscottNPR’s voice there. A massive loss for NPR. Excited to see what he does next after the sabbatical. Worm blob reporting 4e

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@SpookedPod Love the weekly episodes! question— I currently subscribe to Luminary purely for Spooked. Are new ad free episodes still going to be added on that feed or should I subscribe to Patreon instead? (There are 2 Spooked feeds in Apple Podcasts— a Luminary and a KQED one)

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@VerizonSupport this has been my internet for four days. I can’t get through to a technician during weekdays (hung up after an hour on hold). I wfh and the Ethernet connection is the same speed. How do I get a technician out here? About to lose my wfh privileges over bad internet

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@GundamRX101 S C R E A M I N G ahahahaha