TinyJimGrobe

Not the real Jim Grobe. Just a tiny version of the best interim coach and Title IX guru money can buy

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Alright, I'm out. If you're looking for me I'll be @sexymattrhule

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

So, wait, we're not bringing Art Briles back??

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Mack Rhoades: "hey Blake, if we offered you the job would you take it?"

Blake Anderson: "YES! WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK??"

#negotiation https://t.co/wNWqdHrq1j

[SportsDayDFW @SportsDayDFW]

Report: Baylor in negotiations with Arkansas State's Blake Anderson for coaching position #SicEm | @AdamGrosbard https://t.co/NicLnWTX7P

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Regarding Mike Gundy...if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

We're going to hire Sonny Dykes, aren't we...

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Well, at least the season is over...

What? What did you say? We have to play in a bowl game?

FFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

The pleasure ESPN and SBNation writers have taken in our struggles this year is pathetic

#NoOneLikesUs
#WeDontCare

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!! https://t.co/ZAqupTeT0u

[✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊🏽 @_bigmo__]

It's 1 am and I'm stuck on the toilet with the 💩's 😞

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Hey, guess what, FUCK YOU https://t.co/3RLKaIsgxx

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

@DanWolken The Baylor delusions are comical. Almost no one wants your job.

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

I like Iowa State basketball and hope they beat everyone except Baylor

#GoClones https://t.co/2bK3EDlnD6

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

Quote this tweet with your hottest Cyclone basketball hot take

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Based on completely scientific polling 90% of Baylor fans would be excited or POOP THEIR PANTS EXCITED if Kim Mulkey was our new coach

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Serious-ish question: if Baylor announced tomorrow that Kim Mulkey was new football coach, how excited would you be?

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

"Update: he has taken a job at Magnolia installing shiplap because HE LOVES WACO SO MUCH!!"

#FutureSchlabachTweets https://t.co/hQiqDy1Tt3

[Mark Schlabach @Mark_Schlabach]

His daughter went to grad school at Baylor. She's back in CO now. I'd be stunned if he leaves Boulder https://t.co/9jfIATwSx6

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

"Update: Chad Morris has been fired by SMU and is now homeless"

#FutureSchlabachTweets https://t.co/EUh5XhnlwP

[Mark Schlabach @Mark_Schlabach]

Chad Morris just agreed to a 7-year extension with #SMU

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

"Update: everything I reported yesterday was complete BULLSHIT and I'm hot garbage" https://t.co/lSqbloR6yQ

[Mark Schlabach @Mark_Schlabach]

Update on Baylor search: Mike Singletary not candidate & Sonny Dykes was recruiting in Texas today -- for Cal. Decision next week, guessing

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

BURN IT DOWN!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!!! https://t.co/6dwMpl7nZv

[Mark Schlabach @Mark_Schlabach]

Sources: Baylor coaching search targets Dykes https://t.co/u16y12AKMs

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

If you never saw Willie Andrews return a punt at Baylor then you missed out. It was total anarchy. It was performance art

#BaylorLegend

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Victory is fleeting

"No Dick Riders" helmets are ETERNAL https://t.co/xXvH0Hufld

[BaylorJoe @Joe_Holloway]

@TinyJimGrobe I don't think we'd win much, but goodness, it would be...lit.

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Additional reasons to hire Ahmad Dixon:

1. Team meetings held at Scruffs

2. Alternate "No Dick Riders" helmets

3. Hates Gary Patterson

[TinyJimGrobe @TinyJimGrobe]

Reasons to hire Willie Andrews:

1. CORN ROWS!

2. SEXY SPECIAL TEAMS!

3. Press conferences would be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

4. SEXY PUNT RETURNS!!!!