Chris Smallwood

Dad. Human. Lover of Rock and Metal. Destroyer of Sushi.

[Chris Smallwood @TinyLumber]

@Dexerto Sorry guys but I'm with PETA on this one. Upon playing the mini game
I experienced an undeniable urge to go out and purchase two cocks for the purpose of fighting. Remove it plz...actions have consequences 🤷

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Trying to get a job without connections

[Zarex🐉🏴‍☠️⚔️ @_qpxcv]

Tried nonchalant gimmick with the 10/10 cashier and my card declined

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

OH MY GOD IT'S KANE!!

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware.

📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

The first one I see

[Chris Smallwood @TinyLumber]

Where DID you come from Cotton Eye Joe you wife stealing bitch

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Connie Graves 🏳️‍⚧️ @SporkGraves]

Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Don't ever give anyone advice again.

[Omotolani💞 @FabsTola]

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

The Wire is a documentary.

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

that mf thanos really threw his daughter off a cliff to ice out his wrist

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Me when the samurai is suddenly behind me and is sheathing his blade

[Sweet Tea Papíí @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR