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based on a true story

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Can't believe I just got given this fortune cookie...

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@SoNowUknow2 Why are we judging one of our time’s best leaders on looks, not celebrating her achievements? They are also badly chosen photographs and you could easily find two more recent pictures where she looks beautiful and healthy,

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Most of being an adult is just wiping the kitchen counter until you die.

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Oh, you have a bit of sexism problem at work? Why not send the women on a confidence-building course. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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LinkedIn randoms I’ve never met, selling services I never asked for, then getting aggro when I don’t reply need to do one.

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Ites a bit shites.

[Tesco @Tesco]

For anyone who ever wondered about the origin of our name...
#ItsComingHome

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Shout out to the selfless parents who never get to eat any of the berries, melon or mango they buy every week.

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You know my broccoli? #NED

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Kermit called. He wants his voice back. #NED #Eurovision

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#UKR #Eurovision

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This is the best day of the year for second screening. #Eurovision

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@RobOnABike love the Twitter bio! 👏

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@juliebrenn45

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news flash! an imposter syndrome workshop for women will not fix your company’s sexism problem.

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@Photoshop

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Can't believe I just got given this fortune cookie...

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The irony of it snowing outside and it being the first day we can wine and dine again outdoors...

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you know how ‘hot’ and ‘sexy’ can mean the same thing... what if it’s actually sexy cross buns?

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Why can’t the quality of my 1am thinking happen during office hours!?

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Davina McC(not)-all-(men)

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

Female abduction / murder is extremely rare. Yes we should all be vigilant when out alone. But this level of fear-mongering isn’t healthy. And men’s mental health is an issue as well. Calling all men out as dangerous is bad for our sons, brothers, partners.

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I can’t read #ReclaimTheNight without singing Patti Smith’s “Because the Night”. Why is my brain doing this.

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my face when I hear women proudly declaring they’re not feminists