Reaper the Sneasel

I like spicy things and sometimes I like to dress up like a pretty girl!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

The best part of being a catweasel-lawyer is seeing the joy on my clients' faces when I win a case and knowing I made a difference.

Haha just kidding it's all the catbux I earn!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

Anti-Mum is no fun!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

It was meeeeeeeeee!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

I don't get to turn into other Pokemon because I'm too adorable! :'<

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@sneaselNick Huh. Maybe you're just weird! :D

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@sneaselNick Are you sure you're not secretly a Ditto? Sometimes my trainer's brother's Ditto friend gets confused too!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@sneaselNick You can CHOOSE?! I was just born this way, nobody ever told me you can choose!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

…Your username says Sneasel but your picture is an Eevee? WHAT IS YOU @sneaselNick

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

I am also much more attractive than my evolved copy @ReapWhatWeSow, as well as more charming and fashionable!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

I haven't tweeted in forever! Hi! My name is Reaper! I am a fully qualified cat/weasel lawyer and I am not a terrible father of two kittens!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@sneasel02 You need a Razor Claw to evolve, not a Razor Fang, silly!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@MnemeLeto Maybe. I'm a weasel so I'm supposed to be dishonest!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@MnemeLeto Maybe you could tell her she got turned into something that isn't human!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@MnemeLeto How come she doesn't know she doesn't have arms? Can't she look at them to see?

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@MnemeLeto Tell them you were never scared of them 'cause you always knew they were 'armless! Mweeheehee!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

I am really a grizzled 52-year-old war veteran with a beard that feels like wire wool.

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

I know what you're thinking. 'But Reaper, you were only born in 2009!' What if that's just what The Man /wants/ you to think?!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@DNAGenetic I remember those dark days of the war well... Dogs eating our kibble and throwing up where we like to sleep... Terrible times.

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@DNAGenetic That means you're only qualified to do cat science in catspace. We don't want another war like the big Cat v Dog war of 1982!

[Reaper the Sneasel @TinySneasel]

@DNAGenetic By online course, do you mean you sent your details to a site on the catweb and they sent you a diploma?