Roger the Toaster

Hello. I'm an awesome toaster.
I came from China. Mention me if you want a follow.
follow me only if youre interested in epic tweets of a random toaster ^^

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#NexusMods what an awesome giveaway !
https://t.co/HNiXpzxLwF

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Once again, it has been a huge while I didn't tweet, sorry to all of you

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@YummToastProd Strawberry jam only

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@PriyankaMaslow Oh I could enjoy having a bf ! :P

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@WhoaestOne oh great!

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@WhoaestOne no need to thank me, I just want you to make me a massage with toaster oil so I can perform better!

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there is, actually, a band called the toasters, and I find this VERY cool ;)

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btw, i'm still dreaming of getting #unicorn trending!

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#mamasays : be a good boy... joke, I took that from a movie, I don't have a mom, but I do have brothers.

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it's always awkward when I burn toasts...

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#cookingsongs I have one for you 7am waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs, gotta have my bread gotta have a toast :D

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#FF @PriyankaMaslow @AskingAmelie @WhoaestOne @karengillett07 @papillonroug3 :)

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@PriyankaMaslow I eat electricity!

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@PriyankaMaslow well lettuce, tomatoes, chiken, mayo and some other cool stuff like this

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@PriyankaMaslow that's okay, you're a pretty human, so it's a good thing and you guessed right: I AM toasting some bread for a club sandwich

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Okay so who planned to give a toaster for a wedding present to William & Kate ??

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#onlywhitepeople are white.

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@originalismus because I thought I was cooler :/

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@PriyankaMaslow Of course I remember you :)

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@PriyankaMaslow awee thanks caring :) then would you give me hugs?