Tio Lembe

Mom| Pharmacy Technologist💊| Data Science Student📚…? | Novel addict| Food| i love plants too|… I will update more if i get something interesting to share😊🤍

[Tio Lembe @tiolembe]

8-seater Car available for hire.

Perfect for groups, events or weekend getaways!

Location : Mzuzu.

Enquiries: 0993939355

[Yande ♎️ @Yande____]

Airtel money you’ll make us wash plates please.

[PRISCILLA🇲🇼 @PriscillaKayira]

One day the day will start without you

[Anointed @MosesMthawanji]

One day you'll test HIV positive because you think money is love

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[Katswiri👑 @katswiri123]

Note to Self.

[Joram Nyirongo @JoramMD]

Centralization of medical data for all patients, doing away with physical "Health Passports". Creating centralized data records with limited access to those operating, and specialized locked profiles for all patients!

A thing of the future!

[Mr. Kayira @Asaph_E]

Kukwera minibus ya CI-BT pa Chintengo, uyo walowa Living waters, uyo wathyola Zion ati kukokera target, Zingwangwa, kufika pa Kudya ati Chipatala Blantyre, gets pa Fumbi, wabwereraso CFAO kukathera kuma stands.
Total trip time, 1 hour+
Public transport will humble you 😂

[Street Lawyer @ElenimoC]

Some lad who was in the first year when I was in the fourth year and now is a counsel messaged me on WhatsApp, "I'm in court I can't take calls."

The audacity!

[cross👾 @0xCrosss]

i will be showing off my skill as a motion designer at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.

[Street Lawyer @ElenimoC]

Lazy man, read the whole content of the module.

Smh.

[Mutale Chali @mutachali]

University opened my eyes to a lot of things because why are kids leaving for school at 6:30 AM

[Alice M. Simushi @applechews_]

You need to think and believe beyond your current environment.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Your girl regretting her order after stealing food from your plate 🤣🤣

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

i know you kill ppl

[Mayor of Kingstown @MayorofKingstwn]

@mbalis_bakery How do one move furniture in or out?

[Skills🎓 @Yachilomwe]

Mzuzu yangozuka mwa Soireé colours.💜💜

[Kena Mphonda @KenaMphonda]

I keep seeing products in Chinese owned shops in Lilongwe with Chinese language, not a single word in English. You can’t even tell what the ingredients are for food items. Is this legal/acceptable? Mw Bureau of standards @BureauMalawi

[Malawian Gooner @Malawian_Gooner]

@Adona_Vstaxx Ku UK there is a law to protect small businesses from that. Strictly cough up, 30 days after invoice or you are charged 8% + bank rate.

It stops big companies messing up small suppliers. 9 months ukuyendera when you supply something ku boma.

[Granny’s Son - Carpe Diem @Che_Mdoka]

@Adona_Vstaxx And it’s usually government and big corporations that take too much time to pay. They always have excuses etc. Mpaka upeze ma connection for you to pay for the invoices for services already provided. It’s very inconveniencing.