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I see you're lost, Follow me 😂

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Follow me @TipsyRomeo . I follow back

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@baharkarakrt It's 155° but I don't even see the reason why you labelled the 60°. It doesn't help with anything 🫩

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@baharkarakrt It's just 120°

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@waitmaya It's clearly 31!
If that's not it, then idk😶

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Kudate dem ya wenyewe huanga mbaya btw! Unazoea msichana halafu on a random day unapata amerudi kwa bwana yake unabaki ukihey💀

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Ndo namaliza the routine 1hr+ call with my gorgeous big boobied lady. Mpesa balance iko 2 lakini it's only her that matters. Ashaniambia I'm the man of her dreams so juu ameamka nitulie. Anyway that's what I needed to start my day so acha niende mjengo. Find love my Gs!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na vijana mjue vile iko hii maisha sio rahisi,na ndio maana ata nikidhani mtoto analianga akizaliwa, ama kwa nini hachekangi? Even jesus the son of God,when he came for attachment here for 34 years,aliangalia na kweli akaona si kurahisi. In the book of john he said Earth is hard,but take heart. Yani iza joh! Vumilia

Sasa Sisi kama binadamu the only thing we can do is to try not to make it harder than it already is. We must find joy in this misery,Tafuta mtu mpendane,manake ata bibilia inasema Two is better than one. Before doreen left for canada to do her Entomology masters,I was happy. Yani ata shida ikiwa namna gani I nilikua naskia tu kafuraha

Saturday jioni nilikua natembelea yeye ananifanyia maajabu buana. Nikitoka bafu ndio huyo amenipatia hii kanguo wanaita bathrobe. Kidogo nimechemshiwa maji ya ndimu,nikimaliza kukunywa ananiambia my king,lie here. She had those adjustable seats kama za Qatar airways business class. Naiweka msuri,Kidogo ameleta powder ingine ya black akanipaka kwa uso,na akajipaka pia,kidogo ndio hiyo avocado inakuja,sio ya kukula,hii unapaka kwa makwapa na nyungulus,inasaidia kusafisha hairly skin areas.

Ungeingia hiyo nyumba saa nne ungepata tunakaa chokoraa buana. Sasa tumekaa tu hapo kwa kiti,macho tumewekelea cucumber listening to Backstreet boys and Celine dion in the background,one of my hands going up and down her left thigh like a pendulum,my mouth is on her left breast imbibing imaginary milk. Eih! Buana that woman left and I was depressed for a whole month. Ata appetite ilipotea,kilo zikatoka 68 zikakuja 52,mpaka mchina akanituma VCT test waangalie kama niko na ukimwi buana. Eih! Love is a beautiful thing aisee

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@Goddie_Ke Izza mahn

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Kaplolo Junction ; Shops on Fire

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@WaruiJohn2 @grok is this guy a simp?

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@grok how many people have stalked me?

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@MissLingard14 Tunadeal na corruption unaleta hapa usherati 🙄

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@freyajuice @Wangechike_ Okoka!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

The Chinese built and launched Deepseek AI
with $5.6 million. Kenyans built a healthcare system by the name SHA at a cost of $806 million. Deep seek can host over 10 Million users per minute. The SHA system cannot host 1000 patients per hour. Kenya!
( Courtesy of Julius kamau)

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@Goddie_Ke A win ✨

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@SirGlavan_ Congratulations 👏🎉

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@symplyDAPO Are you a lady though?

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@ntvkenya Where's the actual opposition leader, @RailaOdinga ?

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@ntvkenya Has the Dutch government confirmed received emails from Kenyans who felt like it shouldn't happen?

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@AtwoliiYa Sawa mzee😂. Karibu udungwe si ndio

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@symplyDAPO Chief Kasongo, Kenya!