Going to Kyiv with the expectation of a dozen 9/10 Svetlanas fighting over my average 3.5" penis, but as I enter the nightclub, a bag goes over my head, and the next thing I know, I am experiencing the Skyrim intro scene on a truck heading to Donbas.
🌕🫵🏼 Kylian Mbappé pointing at Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or pics: “Maybe my picture will be here soon, who knows?”.
“It’s time! Maybe this year is a good year for that…”, told The Athletic.