Alison Burke

Ali • Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

The first time I visited Van Horn was…eventful

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Imagine having a stuffy nose but you’re also an elephant

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Beginning my first playthrough of Life is Strange 2 LIVE!!

https://t.co/byYoKSPzyq

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Yeah you can find me at da club

[Neon Echo @NeonEcho1]

@TiredActor But are you in GTA 6.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Omg I never noticed this. I thought she was just trying a different style for the battle

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

sorry i know she’s the villain but wearing aslan’s shaved mane to battle IS a #serve

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I’m not in it sorry guys

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Production has wrapped on ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ season 4.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Can I come over and stare at you like this

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

The most inconvenient takeout container

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

@buffys Hey 😏

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

The most inconvenient takeout container

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Why didn’t she get the toy after she crossed the finish line 😭😭

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race…

The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

How does this help them play football

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

How does this help them play football

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

The Eagles warming up backstage with 'Seven Bridges Road' at the Capital Centre in Landover, Maryland, March 1977.

🎸 'Seven Bridges Road' was their pre-show warm-up long before it became a single in 1980. Which Eagles harmony gives you chills? 🎸 👇️

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Which one?

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Need to settle an argument with my friend. When you use the scroll wheel on the mouse, which finger do you use?
Pointer or middle

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Wait this entire time I thought this movie was about that breakdancer from the Olympics

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip from ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’).

The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.

Releasing December 18 on Netflix.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

@curtmega I’d be sat in the theater opening day

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I MIGHT BE GETTING A FEW ADVENT CALENDARS SENT TO ME. BIG DAY FOR TIRED ACTOR

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

My new series Blind Box: Starburst Edition
(I needed more whimsy in my life)

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I want to be like the Mariah Carey of Christmas but for advent calendars