Colonel Rick

Screaming into the political void and exploring my kinkiest fantasies . What could possibly go wrong?

[Throated @throatedtv]

Addicted To https://t.co/BSJ2QeMj7n Sluts

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@VeraSweetVera64 @paladinmoder It's a witch burning. Supposedly we're burning her for being a sociopath, but really it's a cautionary tale for women that aren't faking their game face (or their 'o' face) hard enough.

Inb4 1000 idibots tell me that I've fallen for her con

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

It's a witch hunt.

We're burning this witch.

Not because she cheats and lies and fakes (so do all the male techbros), but because she got caught... because she's a fucking hack.

Just look at those goofy squirrel eyes and listen to her voice.

The message is clear:

[Alina Lopez @ItsAlinaLopez]

I’m not gonna throw shade on any woman’s hustle in this economy and living under a patriarchal society. I’m glad the industry has evolved to be safer and more financially rewarding. A win is a win. I support whores period. Whether you’re the biggest slut in the world or just enough to show hole online. We’re all in this together 💖

[Toby Dick @TDProductionsXX]

You wanted more @stellanovax and wow, here she is delivering something very special!
Oink, little piggy slut!
Watch her doing it all here: https://t.co/lgsXIENFCy

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@Pup_JuniperRen Everyone's so perfectly put together nowadays, this is refreshing

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@Pup_JuniperRen "My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."
Gandalf the Grey

[playful_Innocence @Playful_Innocen]

Audrey & Atlanta moreno💦🥵 @Playful_Innocen @ThelittleLanta

[Honeymilk Spinners @HoneymilkSpin]

🦄 Kenzie Reeves 💦

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@X7MKAIT @AG__Original ... work very well in a tweet. No fucking clue why I put scare quotes around "filth", lol. Your work is A+++ though, no complaints from me

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@X7MKAIT @AG__Original The whole passage should have had quotes around it to indicate that I'm putting words in the other guys mouth, like, making fun of guys like that, pointing out the hypocrasy and how they probably are secretly pretty into it. IRL you'd use a higher tone, but the format doesn't...

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@InchOrInfinity Thanks for the hydration reminder!

[Juniper Ren 🌟 @Pup_JuniperRen]

💦 Pretty slutty girls get facials 💦

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@MannyMarotta Conspicuous consumption is the practice of purchasing and using luxury goods, services, or higher-quantity items primarily to publicly display wealth, income, and social status rather than to meet basic practical needs.

Basically, keeping ahead of the Joneses

[Colonel Rick @TiredSquirrel81]

@X7MKAIT That country's ging to hell but I would absolutely sponsor your immigration to Canada. 🇨🇦🚰