La Carrington

Yes, we're the cunts that gave Tottenham a trophy. We are a shit football club. Come here to laugh at us.

[SACK BERRADA @Chidimadethis]

MANU KONÉ

Club: AS Roma
Position: DM
Age: 25 yrs old
Current Salary: £84,000
Expected price: £45M - £55M

This is the "Marquee" signing united have been looking for. He fits the INEOS policy on new signings to a tee.
@OmarBerrada @INEOS @ManUtd

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Andrey Santos has just completed a successful medical as new Manchester United player.

Clubs signed all documents for £50m packate deal.

Andrey signs tomorrow, Friday on deal until June 2031 plus option at #MUFC.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Iceman replay value is at its peak right now, this is a top 3 Drake album in his discography.

[Ya Ataca Mi Madrid @madrid_deity]

my sweet summer child, you have not experienced what satanic corruption looks like.

you will learn this the hard way.

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Manchester United fans had the same reaction to Andrey Santos as they did when Lammens was signed instead of Martínez.

Fast forward a season, Lammens was the Premier League’s best signing.

[PrestarUtd🇵🇹 @E_Chinemerem]

This has to be the best aura gamble of the season 😂❤️

[MatchGoal Central @MatchGoaal]

🚨 United should forget Tchouaméni and go all-in on this monster instead:

Manu Koné.

AS Roma are reportedly valuing the powerful midfielder at £44m a much smarter and realistic target.

Time to pivot, United! 🔥
#MUFC

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Just fell to my knees in the gym.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Andrey Santos when he hears the Champions League anthem next season:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

FIFA is facing backlash for allegedly only checking Egyptian fans while not searching Argentine fans during their World Cup match😬

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Like any new signing I wish Santos all the best. But if we've just overpaid to Chelsea so they can get Wharton or Scott I'll be gobsmacked

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

So the £40M we scammed Chelsea for Garnacho, Chelsea have scammed us with Andrey Santos and collected it back 💔

[Morgan @utdscope]

Till the wheels fall off.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

If Man Utd are signing Andrey Santos then I won't be surprised if the Ederson deal collapses with reason being he didn't pass his medical tests in the UK.

I mean, Ederson AND Andrey Santos as our midfield rebuild just does NOT make any sense.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

United progressing a 50 mil deal for Santos from Chelsea so they can use the money to go and buy someone better. Has Ratcliffe got secret shares in Chelsea or something?

[🛡️ 𝔰𝔞_𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔨𝔞𝔤𝔢🇿🇦 ⚔️ @SA_Shinobi818]

This kinda weather Supa Strikas had to play in when they faced Iron Tank

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The moment Portugal lost.

[TC @totalcristiano]

And I would chose you again and again.