Hmmm… interesting
@Pumpfun hadn’t changed its X bio for 339 days
The previous 13 bio changes were basically identical just updated links and minor wording adjustments.
But now, PumpFun has introduced a clear slogan:
Trade internet trends.
It’s simple, memorable and makes onboarding normies incredibly easy
“What are you doing today, bro?”
“Oh, me? I’m just trading internet trends.”
That is literally what meme coin trading is, finding an internet trend early and trading it before everyone else catches on.
PumpFun has taken something confusing to outsiders and explained it in just three words:
Trade internet trends
$TIT.
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@Pumpfun Brand Identity 💊
If you’re bidding $CUPSEY at $15M and $PUMP at $1.86B, you’d be a TIT to ignore solana:5xhJC2F2q8Mgk1DYaMBTxNY8t8xDE7cdgTcv5cevpump at just $66K.
Every successful brand needs three things:
🔸 A logo
🔸 A mascot
🔸 A slogan
For PumpFun:
The logo is the iconic green & white pill. It represents the platform and connects directly to PUMP.
The mascot is CUPSEY. It gives the brand a face and brings it to life.
The slogan is “Trade internet trends” (TIT) It explains exactly what Pumpfun is all about.
The logo shows the brand.
The mascot brings it to life.
The slogan explains it.
$PUMP. $CUPSEY. solana:5xhJC2F2q8Mgk1DYaMBTxNY8t8xDE7cdgTcv5cevpump.
The complete Pumpfun brand identity
TIT - 5xhJC2F2q8Mgk1DYaMBTxNY8t8xDE7cdgTcv5cevpump
CUPSEY - 6NwarBvDkXhByqVp2Qkq5i9XbtA2B3Bwe8SWGu9vpump
PUMP - pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn
Prop up the bagworkers and (real) devs in this space. Those are the best people and personalities to build around and onboard the most normies for the next bullrun.
Shit place. Shit people, with very few exceptions, and that list gets smaller by the fucking day.
May karma fuck every last one of you exactly as hard as you fucked everyone who trusted you.
Liars, profiteers, useless parasites and self-righteous moral frauds performing virtue in public while behaving like absolute pieces of shit behind the scenes.
Everyone looks after themselves first. Fine. But then shut the fuck up about community, technology, app, freedom and changing "finance" or the world.
You do not give a shit about any of it. You drain people of their money and common sense while larping as builders of something meaningful.
Meaningful, my ass.
Go help in a nursing home, homeless ppl, a hospital or a psychiatric clinic.
Support the people actually fighting to make this space safer! Ffs!
Do something useful for another human being without expecting liquidity, influence, engagement or exit liquidity in return.
Perhaps then you worthless fuckers would finally understand what meaningful work looks like.
Instead, this industry is crawling with glorified JPEG shufflers, referral-link parasites, insider-fed gamblers, paid shillers and spineless liars congratulating one another for moving worthless shit between wallets.
Most of you have built absolutely fuck all. You created an audience to extract from without work and a fake public persona to hide the greedy, cowardly piece of shit underneath.
Your entire moral universe changes with the position of your bags.
Then you sit in Spaces for 6 hours talking about freedom, decentralisation, community, winning, and changing the world while behaving like the cheapest middlemen in a rigged casino.
No courage. No principles. No accountability. Just bags, screenshots, fake conviction and selective outrage.
A landfill of useless, inflated egos fighting over digital garbage while pretending history will remember any of you.
Most of you will leave behind nothing.
Nobody whose life was genuinely improved.
And somehow you still expect admiration for it.
You are a swarm of fucking opportunists circling the same exhausted pool of money while the people you exploited are left holding the wreckage.
May karma fuck every last one of you exactly as hard as you fucked everyone who trusted you.
Ansem should have as much motion as CZ/Vlad/Brian, as Traders become Celebrities this is an increasingly likely reality, which means that $ANSEM could trade at a similar market cap as an L1/Tech Stock and him liking other coins should send them on a Mars/Cashcat/Toshi type run