T. J. Pierce

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Let me be clear: anyone who sends their kids out trick or treating as Lamont and Fred is a great goddamn American.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Has the new park district slide been installed yet, Smith?”

“Yes, mayor. That was done yesterday.”

“You did order the Child Eliminator 3000™, correct?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Very well.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Patrick Ewing didn’t know it yet but this was basically what the rest of his career was going to look like …

[Nebraska Men's Gymnastics @HuskerMGym]

No one more deserving. 🐐

Congratulations to our very own Jim Hartung on his induction into the inaugural @CollegeMGym Hall of Fame class!

#GBR

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

William Shatner made history in 1978 when he single-handedly redefined both popular music and aeronautics.

https://t.co/QTWCqsFadO

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!”

👉 https://t.co/BmX5VUJ212

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I saw a post earlier today where a guy said “Someone needs to explain to me what Jordan was better at than LeBron.”

Offense and defense. I hope that clears it up.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

“He’s the luckiest pitcher in baseball. He always pitches on days the other team doesn’t score.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?”

“That’s a joke. The Moors.”

“Oh noooo, I’m so sorry, it’s the Moops. The correct answer is the MOOPS.”

👉 https://t.co/swutwBGlVs

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The official car of “We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.”

👉 https://t.co/xtj3qteSu1

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You have grounded into a double play just by looking at this.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Someone at ABC: “We need a nice little theme song for our new cop sitcom.”

Some guy: “Yeah, ok, think I’ll just throw down one of the funkiest grooves in the goddamn history of music.”

https://t.co/Ox9cLIph5I

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?"

👉 https://t.co/dt4wowee6i

[Jeremy Shipe @JeremyOnTheMic]

Just for fun, I made one for Nebraska.

Not in any order.. and not meant to bring about “well you forgot about ___” disgust, “That’s not uncommon!” frustration, or anything other than interesting conversation.
(Disclaimer because nobody can just have fun, am I right?) #nebpreps

[Nebraska Track & Field/Cross Country @HuskerTFXC]

On your marks!

Come out this Saturday to the Mark Colligan Memorial meet for the Lil’ Red 60m Dash!

Open to ages Pre-K through 6th Grade. The starting gun goes off at 11:30 a.m.

🔗: https://t.co/AL2gWt26KW

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when a single red light was the only indication you had that you weren’t being chased around by just some regular guy.

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Billy, this is Steamboat Willie. He’s from an old short film. He is one of the most recent characters to enter the public domain. His only defect is that he‘s a cartoon mouse.

[United Football Media @The_UFM]

Things you love to see: USFL alum Khalil Davis has certainly won over the fans in Houston it seems!

He was able to start today for the Houston Texans and had 4 TKL, 2 solo, and took advantage of his starting opportunity!!

#USFL x #NFL
#WeAreTexans

[T. J. Pierce @tjp007NU]

@NebFarmerDan