TK-5594

Logs of the life of a Shoretrooper.
Serving an Imperial Deployment on Scarif

I take pride in my work.

[TK-5594 @TK5594]

Look at me.
Average human
Superior to Stormtroopers in every way, obviously a Shoretrooper.
Imperial Loyalist, who isn't?
Naboo is my home, the empire is my life.

[Jenna Anderson @heyitsjennalynn]

Tweet of the year.

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eating space sludge

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breaking character but this account was made 9 years ago so i could follow assassin on roblox. i am now a shoretrooper 24/7. star war. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[TK-5594 @TK5594]

My parents remember a time when clankers occupied Naboo. Now, they're welcomed and used to make false memories and bad art.

No clanker will ever be involved in my posts, unless I am using it to beat a rebel soldier. This empire belongs to humans.

[TK-5594 @TK5594]

Good lord, I'd forgotten about this. I still love my job, even though I just watched a stormtrooper fall from orbit. Not sure how or why, but I saw it.

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i wonder if it's possible for me to actually leave the islands....

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@C0ntraryMary @NightDaily_ local bitch makes worst take ever, asked to shut the fuck up

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nothing fun ever happens on this island anymore

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@ShakeDrizzle @Sturgeons_Law he had an aneurysm.

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@cryptocassowar2 @NYCFireWire nah fuck off this was deserved and should happen every single time someone does this. [not the fire part, the window smashing]

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i really liked it. I thought the final sequence and the correlation the the tomb was really cool. I love the idea of [future] meets [ancient] and the interpretations of it.

[TK-5594 @TK5594]

i will be here forever

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So glad I'm not Imperial army. They're out guarding ammo posts, I'm here on a beach guarding an important military installation

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@bad_histories The cannon balls were only following orders, therefore they are innocent of all war crimes!

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who up starring they war rn

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

30 April 1945 | As Soviet forces neared his command bunker in Berlin Adolf Hitler shot himself.

Hitler's Thousand Year Reich lasted twelve years, four months & eight days.

We need to commemorate all the victims & remember where ideologies of hatred may lead humanity to.

[TK-5594 @TK5594]

dont tell the general but we have established a brothel on a neighboring island

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some officer got high and fell off of the citadel

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logged in late but im still alive
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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I really got inactive, the consequences of protecting an important military outpost😎

actually while training a stormtrooper he dropped a grenade and i broke my leg running away. Back to duty now...