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[Bill Maher @billmaher]

.@USAToday says Trump and his entourage have infected or exposed at least 6,000 people in five states beating the old record set by Motley Crue.

[#1 samir @samir]

hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car
https://t.co/ujnpwHLt0R

[Ghostbusters @Ghostbusters]

The beautiful sound of protonic harmony

[Papa Roach @paparoach]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Globey sez "Happy Earth Day!"

#EarthDay

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

R.I.P. Dick Dale, surf rock pioneer dead at 82: https://t.co/vfjlep3zG0 #DickDale

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal... especially on NATIONAL CEREAL DAY WHICH IS TODAY
https://t.co/EiwppuGSsF

#NationalCerealDay #Cereal #breakfastcereal #MrTcereal #PWBA

[tk @Tkay__]

@JeffreyTetrault

[Dan Aykroyd @dan_aykroyd]

If you need a tune-up, you know who to call #GB20 https://t.co/qh0byw7MYA

[Old School 80s @OldSchool80s]

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs. #80s #diehard Check out my personal ornament to commemorate, too > https://t.co/tCi5uVy1ng

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Some Shithead Out There Makes So Much More Money Than You https://t.co/FxfRLEI1nN

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

T.J. Maxx Recreates In-Store Shopping Experience With New Website That Randomly Scatters Products All Over The Place https://t.co/nWBrXQh6GM

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@JeffreyTetrault

[Headlong: Running From COPS @headlong]

Hey Missing Richard Simmons fans. We have something special in store for you on November 1. Hang tight till then.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

MIT Physicist Almost Gets Pick Out of Acoustic Guitar
https://t.co/Y8CDSjbpXl

[Davey Wreden @HelloCakebread]

I have the news you've all been waiting for.

Today is the first day that it is possible to legitimately get the Go Outside achievement in The Stanley Parable.

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@JeffreyTetrault

[Daily Dead @DailyDeadNews]

(ICYMI) From Streams to Screams: 31 Modern Macabre Movies That You Can Stream Right Now https://t.co/112XmWqipz