TheRedHeadGurl💙🦬❤🇺🇸🐯

Family is not an important thing. It's everything. -Michael J. Fox, Married to @BillzMafia4Life #2A #BillsMafia #Sabrehood #WWE #GeauxTigers

[TheRedHeadGurl💙🦬❤🇺🇸🐯 @Tkbecker3]

I am a #gun owner because my family is worth protecting. #2A https://t.co/nvqjya6A7B

[Judge Jon Welborn @JonWelbornNC]

I am a #gun owner because .....

[TheRedHeadGurl💙🦬❤🇺🇸🐯 @Tkbecker3]

@Rainmaker1973

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

I feel bad for the current generation that will never experience the thrill of going to rent a movie on Friday nights with the family. 😔

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Would also be my reaction to getting a puppy as gift as a 40 year old man.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Arrest the bankers

[` @Evadivalore]

Jimmy: "How many tattoos does Miley have?"

Fan: "27." (Wrong)

Miley: "I've no idea."

Jimmy: "How do we know and you don't?"

Miley: "Because you're more coherent than I am when I'm getting these tattoos."

Jimmy: "The answer is 74."

Miley: "Huh?"

[Fermsy 🎒 @Cryptoboyy_Aji]

A cashier told me my total was $8.55.

The screen said $8.51 and i pointed at the screen.

She said they round up because of the penny shortage.

I handed her $8.51 exact.

But let’s do the math nobody wants to do.

The average fast food chain serves 1 million customers a day.

Round up 4 cents on every transaction.

That’s $40,000 a day. $14,600,000 a year.

On pennies.

On a shortage that conveniently always rounds up and never down.

These companies post billion dollar profits every quarter.

And they’re skimming your change to pad it further.

This isn’t a penny shortage.

This is a corporate policy disguised as a math problem.

Check your receipt.

Every single time.

Because 4 cents times a million people is not a rounding error.

It’s a business model.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA.

California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud.

EXPOSE IT ALL.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Don Rickles, the voice of Mr. Potato Head, passed away before he was able to record any dialogue for Toy Story 4. Rather than replace him, Disney reviewed 25 years of material from the first three films, video games, and other media and were able to assemble enough dialogue to cover the entire film.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

On this date in 1991, "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" officially opened in theaters across North America.

BITE-SIZED FACT | Starring Christina Applegate, the film evolved into a massive cult classic thanks to steady VHS rentals & frequent cable TV reruns in the 1990s.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“How did people write essays before ChatGPT?”

You all are young, but there was this thing called doing research, staring at a blank Word document, thinking, writing, rewriting, suffering, and persevering.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

‼️ GROOOOOT 🗣️

Greg Rousseau came by to kick it!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason ID is banned in California (and New York) elections is to enable large-scale fraud.

When you combine no ID and mail-in voting, fraud is de facto legalized.

[Fun Viral Vids @Fun_Viral_Vids2]

We were absolutely floored by the millions of you that watched us make silly water sillouettes on our driveway last summer. We are starting out the summer the only way we know how, and this time it’s all about movies! What else do you want to see? We have a whole summer ahead, a driveway and a hose. The possibilities are endless!!!

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Wishing Kim Pegula a very happy birthday!

We hope you have a great day. 🎉

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

Danhausen was shown on the video screen at T-Mobile Arena during Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final, where he “cursed” the Carolina Hurricanes.

Carolina lost 5-4 in double overtime to the Vegas Golden Knights, who now lead the series 2-1.

ESPN’s Greg Wyshynski called Danhausen (@DanhausenAD) a “WWE star and sports oracle” who “has cursed the Canes.”

The appearance followed a stretch during the NBA Playoffs in which Danhausen “cursed” the Cleveland Cavaliers, who were swept by the New York Knicks, and “uncursed” the Knicks, who advanced to the NBA Finals.

#WWE #Danhausen #StanleyCup #NHL #GoldenKnights

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Before you go to bed tonight Let me tell you something

Sometimes the worst things that happen in your life will put you directly in the path of the best things to ever happen in your life

And don’t you forget that 🦍

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

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