Tory Kilcoyne

In short, you're held down because your butt is ticking faster than your head.

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@NashvilleStars @OMAStormChasers @john_rave @SportsCenter @ESPNAssignDesk Not even a little bit. Unless the wall is a part of his glove…

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@TeamCoco Obviously the swears needed to be bleeped on NBC, but did S&P ever give guidance on the number of curses in an Ep? Like, on cable it was, “You can say ‘shit’ x times. But not x + 1!” B/c ultimately, the bleeps don’t hide intent. Even kids know. #ParksandRecollection

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There’s no one more Taguchi than So Taguchi.

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@castrovince

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Three seconds later, a 3 ft tall, red Crayola crayon in a sundress and a floppy hat, came around the corner saying, “Has anyone seen my husband? Arthur? ARTHUR?!”

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@SlangsOnSports @MLB I love your work so much! It pains me to point out an error…

But Boggs made a few ASG appearances as a Red Sox 3B. (Just a few! 😉)

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@SlangsOnSports I very humbly request a new stat for my beloved Red Sox. Love Raffy, hope they sign him long-term. But Wade Boggs might have something to say about Sox 3B making the All-Star team…

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@tylermilliken_ He just can’t be the starting RF, is all. I don’t know if he’s dealt, but just like with Downs, they need to see this kid for what he is: a 4th OF at best.

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@jamieloftusHELP I’ll just say this:

That was a creative use of relish.

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@middlebrooks Guys like Correa should have their injury replacement’s stats included in their line. (deGrom, too!) Like every at bat Martin Gonzalez took for him in ‘17 should belong to Carlos. I don’t want to pay CC $300 mil for Christian Arroyo to start at short!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.

She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.

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@castrovince What does it mean to be smack in the nougatty center of this particular Venn diagram, and find this hilarious? Am I okay?

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@middlebrooks How do you think the new pickoff rule will affect Whitlock? From my POV, his tempo drops considerably as a starter, which lessens his effectiveness. He’s high/low, and if you give an MLB hitter time to reset their eyes, they can beat you. Is holding ‘em on holding him back?

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@mollyburkhardt Interest.

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@PeteAbe Arte Moreno?! His franchise is so f’d up! Why does he get a vote? He’s not even going to own the team when they induct next year’s class!! WTF?

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@JamesGunn “A GoBot killed his cousin,” is the biggest LOL ever. Full-volume guffaw. My neighbor thought I’d hurt myself.

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@mollyburkhardt They don’t remember Machado & Harper signing in February, do they?

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Don’t ever let anyone tell you that there weren’t real consequences to Endgame.

[Karen Gillan @karengillan]

Nebula has her fun #GuardiansoftheGalaxyHolidaySpecial

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Long live T’Challa.

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

A message from Ryan Coogler

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

I don't deviate much here -- by design. We're here because baseball is the best!

But I wanted to make one ask. This Giving Tuesday, if you're in a position to give, please consider ALS research.

@ProjectALSorg + @ALSTDI are great options, and I hope people will chime in w/more