Tom Kitcher

33. Southampton Football Club & England.

[Chorley White 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JamesPNEFC1]

Nothing will top this. Ever.

[Tom Kitcher @TKitchhh]

@SouthamptonFC A Fulham ticket was missing from my order, can you please tell me how I go about arranging a reprint of said ticket when the ticket office is closed? Thank you

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Starmer's plan to force Digital ID on children as young as 13 is sick. There is no other word for it...

Almost 40 MPs have signed our cross-party letter.

That number must now shoot up.

This is not acceptable - MPs must make their opposition clear. It's the only way.

[lisa keeble 😊 @lisakeb007]

“THERE’S A BLACK HOLE!!!”

‘OK what are you going to do about it”

“We’re sending £18 billion to Mauritius

£12.8 Billion to Ukraine

£11.6 Billion for overseas climate aid”

‘What about the UK people?’

“Ummm……….we’re putting taxes up…..”

[Winston Marshall @MrWinMarshall]

If it’s acceptable for British politicians to kneel for George Floyd, why is it not acceptable for American citizens to tweet about the victims of British rape gangs?

If it’s acceptable for Labour to send 100 staff to the US to campaign for Kamala, why is it not acceptable for American citizens to opine on British politics?

If it’s acceptable for Labour’s leading politicians such as Lammy and Kahn to slander Trump as racist, why is it not acceptable for Americans to criticise British politicians for the systemic betrayal of British children?

If it’s acceptable for Westminster elites to praise Biden/Kamala, why is it unacceptable for American elites to praise Farage?

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Football under the lights 💡

[Tom Kitcher @TKitchhh]

Day made at 11:26 😂😂😂😂#saintsfc

[Blackburn Rovers @Rovers]

⚠️ Due to an unplayable pitch caused by torrential rain, today's match against @Pompey at Ewood Park has been postponed by the match official 🌧️

We will announce details of the rearranged fixture in due course.

#ROVvPOR | #Rovers 🔵⚪️

[Retro Football Network @retrofootballnw]

Late FA Cup drama at Fratton Park in 1984.

That away end!!

Steve Moran does the business for @SouthamptonFC in stoppage time.

John Motson is your commentator.

#SaintsFC

[Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 @MartinDaubney]

🚨THE GREAT FARMING LAND-GRAB🚜
1. Hike inheritance tax in Budget on farms over £1million. Bankrupt 1000s of asset-rich/cash-poor farms
2. Send in civil servants to hoover up bankrupt farmland for £peanuts in fire sales
3. Build sprawling council estates nobody wants for Angela Rayner. Fill them with asylum seekers/ship out social problems from cities
4. Build wind & solar farms nobody wants for Ed Miliband's crackpot "Great British Energy" scheme
5. Annihilate food security, depend on cheap imports, destroy British farming/landscape forever

Clarkson is right. Farmers have been "shafted". But is it being done deliberately?

[England @England]

#OnThisDay in 1966: 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

I’ve said it before, but nobody does sporting montages better than the BBC

[Scott @s8j7s]

The best nation on this earth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Rich Woodward @IpsRich]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 'Mike Bassett: England Manager' was 23 years ahead of it's time...

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

FULL TIME: Scotland 0-1 Hungary.

The referee brings the match to an end in Stuttgart following the away side's late goal.

#EURO2024

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

90+' | Goal Hungary. Kevin Csoboth.

Scotland 0 - 1 Hungary.

[Stacks @Stacks72_]

Paul Gascoigne has turned up in Tenerife with a fishing rod and a bucket of KFC claiming he knows Jay Slater.

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

🔥 Nine years ago today, Southampton put six past Aston Villa at St Mary's.

Sadio Mane scored the fastest ever Premier League hat-trick in the process!

#SaintsFC | @SaintsSocialite

[Tom Kitcher @TKitchhh]

@SouthamptonFC If you could hit a cows arse with a banjo every week, then it wouldn’t be upsetting, but you can’t

[Tom Kitcher @TKitchhh]

@John_Tuck @christianwolmar @GarethDennis @railandroad Plenty of room on the 8.10 five carriage service