Leon Jr (5 yrs old): I’m Miles Morales
Me: Oh u like Spider Man
Leon Jr (5 yrs old): I have Black Widow at my house
Me: Don’t touch that spider!
Leon Jr (5 yrs old): if it bites me I will just have powers like Miles Morales
Me: No u gon die! U about 2 be Miles Paralysis!!!
@DNas