Haley

“liberal thinking democratic woman who was educated by a catholic liberal arts all women’s college” Supporter of @RobG325 caregiver of a tiny human and tiny pig

[Haley @TL_Haley]

@LipstickLauren0 Sometimes dream me has to start in kindergarten again.

[Haley @TL_Haley]

@CeciliaLearose Why is this happening to all your critical household objects!?!

[Haley @TL_Haley]

@LipstickLauren0 Purse.. car…nightstand. I am a big fan of “emergency snacks” everywhere!

[Haley @TL_Haley]

@margalicious_ You just taught me this. 🙃

[Haley @TL_Haley]

These are the tricks they forgot to pass down! Why were people telling me to dip pacifiers in whiskey when I really just needed a trash can?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Mom uses a trash can to contain her baby while she crochets in the park, 1969

[Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 @MaggieMaeFish]

Not to brag but I knew this was all a scam when I was told I needed to cut up the plastic pop can rings so I don't choke a sea turtle to death instead of the soda companies figuring out like any single other of the endless possible ways to hold them together

[Erin Khar @ErinKhar]

It’s #OverdoseAwarenessDay. As someone who started shooting heroin at 13, I have something to say to parents (a thread 🧵).

It’s never too early to start talking with your kids about drugs. The first time I took an opiate I was 8, heroin at 13. And no one suspected a thing.

[Ron Magill @RonMagill]

Of the countless images I have captured in my life, none is more iconic than this one. I can't believe it has been 30 years since Hurricane Andrew devastated South Florida. I'll never forget capturing this image of the zoos flamingos huddled in the ladies restroom for protection.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

I don’t want to say the first week of July belongs to us.
BUT, my birthday is the 1st and @SophiaBush ‘s birthday is the 8th. So if you’re conflicted about celebrating a national holiday, the universe is okay with you just calling it Bush/Burton week.
I don’t make the rules.

[ptaveira @pbtav211]

@gourmetspud

[Sari Beth Rosenberg @saribethrose]

So let me get this straight, all year they’ve been screaming about how they can’t trust teachers. We teach CRT! We are groomers! We are indoctrinators! But now they trust us enough with a gun to protect kids from the next mass shooter?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The Parkland Cops ran away. The Buffalo Cop was killed instantly. The 3 Cops at Uvalde were overpowered, then waited 40 min to enter the school.

Veteran Cops repeatedly failed—but we’re supposed to expect Lunch Lady Doris & School Nurse Betty to stop a terrorist with an AR-15.😑

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[Haley @TL_Haley]

@LipstickLauren0 Ok. But I really like this show and none of the people I typically discuss tv with are watching it!

[Haley @TL_Haley]

This is where @ChrisWittyngham is tossing the single edible Dan slipped in his pocket on the way to the airport.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

This is where Oscar the Grouch goes to decompress on the weekend