Dexter De La Paz

The True Heir of Art Bell

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

Good evening everyone,

For the month of May, the STS book club will be reading Aberration in the Heartland of the Real. It's a long one, but a good one. If you are planning to attend one of the meetings I would get started on it now. As always if you prefer, there's also a text channel in the discord. Please see the Patreon page for the full announcement.

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

@guilty_plea_yt You think you've owned me, but there's another three layers of analogy, and two layers of irony you haven't accounted for, mongoloid

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

Not that I'm opposed I suppose, if she's into it

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

I have never had a drunken fight with a woman, is this unusual?

[Evan Barker @evanwch]

Every man out there (if they’re being honest) is reading this Graham Platner story and thinking: “gee, what would happen if the biggest newspaper in the country interviewed all of my exes and asked them about our drunken fights?”

That’s why this story ultimately won’t land. It won’t end Platner’s campaign

[sword @SharpestEpee]

Not sure where we are in the Domino Effect meme, but I do know that it began with the pilot episode of The Hills, lead to a 24k mail-in ballot dump for Nithya Raman, and ends with people being turned into a slurry and fed to the hummingbirds.

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

@Twiterless_J youre going to jail

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

"Catholic" America, is South America. The door is over there

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

Make America Catholic Again

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

@AetiusRF So true

[🪓BK🪢 @bradkelly]

Tarot card of the day.

The Emperor.
If the vision is strong enough, you can rule by the sceptre instead of the sword. Seek ability and knowledge long enough and the authority you desire—over yourself, first of all--will come all on its own.

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

Who gives a flying flip about stocks

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: WITH A GREAT JOBS REPORT, LIKE JUST ANNOUNCED, STOCKS SHOULD GO UP

[Gait Analyst @gaitanalyst]

I did choose to become a gold chain guy a few months ago and it has been a success. For any of you who are thinking about it. You can transmogrify yourself if you give up what you were.

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

> Removes "Men" from "X-Men"
> Sweet Baby Inc. is involved

Wolverine is cooked.

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

Long Live Marvin Heemeyer

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

Four men broke into his house, he attacked them with a sword, and he is in prison for it.

Yes there is an injustice here but it isn't the one you're implying.

[Namor @N_A_M_O_R_]

Another Friday in the Ussingen. SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

"Sometimes reasonable turtles must do unreasonable things," mused Franklin

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"i dont get it, shes sad?"

[Kautzmania @kautzmania]

REMAIN UNREASONABLE

[Dexter De La Paz @TLEPaz]

@5dollarL yes

[Augusto's Air-Taxi Service @Manservant_H]

@LouisvilleGun

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

Birds don't have thumbs