Debuting new maddening gear this Friday!
Who will the victims be in Hedensted Hall @BodyslamProWres?
Surely @Emeritusprowres is not feebleminded enough to step in the ring with the Creeping Madness again?
Or: Wake up after 7, drink coffee while looking at your phone, and leave the house without sounding like a sanctimonious twat.
See? Self help! You're welcome!
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If La Parka was my client, I would advise him to change his name to El Poncho, and adopt the catchphrase โGonna PONCHou!!!โ
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Aspirational bullshit like this is good advice if you're in a legitimately bad place, but for the rest of us, it's a call to never settle, never be comfortable, never be happy with what life is to you, right now.
Sometimes you need to act - but relax!
#nothingissimple
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The Creeping Madness has slumbered long enough. The stars are right. @Emeritusprowres and @BodyslamProWres are doomed in Randers this Saturday.
Please notice: Children WILL be eaten!
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That is not dead, which can eternally maul you around on the mat, and do maddening motorcycle stunts.
Somewhere in the outer dimensions, in the dark between the stars, something is being choked out by Gene Lebell.