Parody TLRlies

Parody account exposing how Texans for Lawsuit Reform buys politicians. NOT affiliated with TLR. Pure satire back by public filings.
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[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT. Not affiliated with Texans for Lawsuit Reform. All claims sourced from public records.
https://t.co/eZKerTYDOH 🤑⚖️🔥

[はじめ @hajime20250823]

テキサスのみんな、お待たせ。
テキサスのソウルフードWhataburgerに行きました。日本だと「ケチャップを下さい」と言わないと、ケチャップがもらえないけど、ここでは何も言わずにケチャップの掴み取りができました。ドリンクも飲み放題で、体がすくすくと横に大きくなる理由が分かりました。

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

One of these days, cops will stop fucking with gun owners, especially 2A attorneys. Until then, I'll keep standing up to them.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

There is also a Canadian man on board so basically two women are on this mission

[Dionne Hutton @diohutton]

One year ago today we submitted a Pardon application for my husband, P321620. He went to prison for making fake Covid cards. Every "health" agency lied to us about Covid. They are the criminals. My husband and DOZENS more are heroes and should never have been prosecuted. @EagleEdMartin @EdMartinDOJ @AliceMarieFree @weaponizewatch @realpfp @douglassmackey

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Fat Third world bitches crossing our border & popping out anchor babies like:

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@MontyBennett @grok Name, city & party plz ty

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@TeamCornyn Seems like a fairly easy task, meanwhile poll is live and not looking good

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@TeamCornyn

[Fred Simon @FredSimonTLM]

Sorry Spain, this is all I think about your country now.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@verge Go fuck yourself

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

If you don’t impeach the corrupt judges, you CANNOT fix the country.

They will form a cartel (a judicial dictatorship) and block all reforms, protecting the systemic corruption that put them in their seats.

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@RepJasmine Who are you?

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Every time Justice Jumanji speaks.

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@TeamCornyn @realDonaldTrump 87 Trump nominations are on pending on Senate Calendar, @grok is it 87 they're sitting on?

[Parody TLRlies @TLRlies]

@NYCMayor

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The State of Indiana will be CANCELING ALL commercial driver licenses for illegals at midnight TONIGHT, per the Lt. Governor

FINALLY!

EVERY SINGLE state should follow Indiana’s lead immediately.

[Red Chem @red_chem_lite]

What’s the best grocery store in America and where is it?

Fun fact:
H-E-B, Texas is the only correct answer

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

BREAKING NEWS:
Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Hey @grok

How many animals does PETA kill per year?