TMac

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you give your fish a man, you feed it for like a really long time.

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

That last bite of chicken was fire

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

Did I leave the oven on?

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

When @MatteoStampacch rolls into the convo, you can expect some

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

He gonna give you this look. #engineering

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

JUDGE: Mr. Cash, you're charged with speeding. How do you plead
JOHNNY CASH: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
JUDGE: Jesus Christ

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

@mattdyer16 That's awesome, but no 😂

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

*sleeps for 16 hours straight*
"how the hell do I still feel tired?!"
^An adventure in the life of Tristan

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

There's just something so awesome about a wee French Canadian kid saying that you're like the hulk. That's when you really feel cool.

[Philmont Scout Ranch @philmont]

Check out the Tooth of Time from this morning! RT if you want to go back to #Philmont!

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

@Cannonland decisions decisions #philosophy

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

@notandrewcarter @AJENews @jips4fun SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS!!

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[sees kid crying in the mall]
"What's wrong?"
"I'm lost."
"You're in the mall you little idiot."

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

[boardroom]
"Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."
Ok
"Mutant.."
I like where this is going
"Ninja.."
Noun me, Graham!
"Turtles"
You're fired

[BHS Track and Field @bedfordtrack1]

Congrats to Letti Hibbard receiving athlete of the meet and Anika Hibbard breaking HJ meet record with a jump of 5'7" at yesterday's meet!

[BHS Track and Field @bedfordtrack1]

Congratulations Bedford boys on a first place finish at the Black Bear Invitational.

[TMac @TMacDaBodacious]

@TheDarkestLlama Did I see u and baba in #crossyroad

[BHS Track and Field @bedfordtrack1]

Austin is out of sugary, more to follow. Please send positive thoughts out and stop by the gym today during 3rd block to sign a card.