My adult son (who I hate) came home from seeing The Mario’s Galaxy movie. He said “don’t read the reviews. This one’s for the fans,” then put a green egg popcorn bucket on my kitchen table while talking about Daisy being “the hot one”
I know there’s a Chinese equivalent of me that’s far more efficient at tasks and less addicted to his phone but I also know that he’ll never laugh or love the way that I do. And he’ll never have AMC movie pass