Tim Mark

If it's geeky I probably like it.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@pattonoswalt Can't make it to the Madison show tomorrow, but hey Ratatuoille in an Oshkosh theater, same thing right?

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@fwong I have been a RocketJump fan sense I saw The Crying Gamer and just finished dimention 404. Everything you do is better than the last!

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@gazelle I am waiting on hold for 45 minutes because I keep getting fraud alerts trying to buy a ipad.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

Unlimited technology and we still can't make pants that don't get a fabric boner.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

Well fuck you fortune cookies!!!

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

Just saw a kid riding his bike holding a Razor scooter. Which shows you how useful a Razor scooter is.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@danielle_emmer normally yes, but you live in Wisconsin so your all good.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

I want to be famous to the point where if I went on Sesame Street people would be amazed I was on Sesame Street.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

N: I like your idea!
Me: But, it's an evil idea.
N: This, is an evil time.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@Catey_Frost dvr them both?

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@AnnaKendrick47 you say bad I look at it and think "life goals"

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

Trying to write something smart and witty every day... I'll let you know when I think of something.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

She may be 9, but she is still my puppy. Happy puppy day!!!

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Yo. Hit me up on one of my paperback book tour dates in April. DO EET! https://t.co/iou7uzfa3J

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

No matter how many times I see this picture it still has an effect on me.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

@pattonoswalt @broadcity scare-roused comes to mind

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

Life after Beth is fantastic, my stomach hurts from laughing @evilhag with a stove strapped on.

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

In Wisconsin 55 is sunroof weather.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@dhlovelife

[Tim Mark @Tmark84]

When I found out my friend lost his grandma I was sad and empathetic. When my friend had to put her dog down I nearly cried in public.