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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

Manga Cowboy out!
(#webtoon incoming)

It was a slice y'all...

keep ridin' down that trail

an' keep an eye on those robots, kkkkk

[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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After realizing the house isn't normal and doesn't look lived in, the visitor starts asking questions. Jimin gets upset and yells, "Leave me alone!"

The robots kill him and dispose of the body.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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On one occasion, a tourist follows Jimin and Ara from the beach into their house on Jeju Island.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Even more rarely, tourists stop to chat with Professor Kim's beauties on the beach. Sometimes, Ara mesmerizes people on the beach who look deeply into her unblinking glass camera eyes. No one on Jeju realizes they are robots.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Occasionally, tourists stop to gawk at Professor Kim's flawless beauties, sunbathing together or watching the sunset from their beach on Jeju Island. Rumors of the perfect beauties on the beaches of Jeju seep into local folklore.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Hana, Moon, and their families often join Professor Kim on the seaside, and they remain close friends for the rest of their lives. Professor Moon leaves the robots to live independently in their seaside house on Jeju island when he travels.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Professor Kim spends his days on the beach, teaching his impossibly beautiful and ageless robot family how to build sand castles, fly kites, frolic on the beach, and watch the sunsets.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Of everyone, perhaps Professor Kim ends up happiest. He tinkers with his robots for a few more years but eventually moves to Jeju Island full-time.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Hayoon's new husband ignores her. She is miserable with all the housework and kids left to her. Hayoon's Korean inlaws treat her like a golddigger. She thinks back fondly to the days of K-pop concerts with Marc. Marc grows old and alone.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Hayoon, now too old to be married in Korea, has her relatives in Korea set her up with a younger, up-and-coming Samsung executive who works too hard to date. They quickly marry and have children.

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Hayoon is anxious to have children and Marc doesn't want kids. Hayoon and Marc hang on for a few more years until Hayoon grows frustrated over Marc's inability to decide if he wants to get married or not. Hayoon dumps Marc.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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At the K-pop events, Hayoon squeals with joy as she runs in short, mincing steps in her heels toward her latest K-pop crush. Marc is dragged along.

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In K-Town, USA, Marc and Hayoon have a few more good years living together and going to occassional K-pop concerts. At every K-pop event, Hayoon puts on her her short high school skirt, glossy tights, and platform heels.

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Hana dresses as an overly sexy middle-aged cougar and teases the boys. Not finding a Korean husband, Hana marries a young Russian stud, ten years younger, who makes money by selling subscriptions to fake antivirus software that does nothing.

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[TheMangaCowboy @TMC_FFHIL]

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Hana radically changes her appearance. She grows out her pink hair long and black and dresses the part of an office lady. Hana never fits into Korean culture and spends more and more time abroad and at her vacation home in Jeju.

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Hana and Moon eventually give up on BxGxR and switch to working at their own foundation to support the development of independent K-pop bands.

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Professor Kim uses his newfound wealth to buy out the owners of the two seaside houses immediately adjacent to Hana's seaside house on Jeju Island. Professor Kim fills one house on Jeju with his impossibly beautiful, ageless, robot family.

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Professor Kim leaves the university and starts his own company to make a small number of hyperrealistic AI robot companions to keep older single Korean widowers company. Professor Kim sells his robots for billions of Won and is suddenly rich.

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Despite their success, BxGxR's new music grows bland. They are never again able to capture the lightning in a bottle they found when performing with their secret robot dancers in the small cafes in Seoul to crowds in the double digits.

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BxGxR churns out K-pop records yearly and goes on tours in Korea, America, and across Asia. They make bank selling a lot of records and filling concert venues.

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