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Just a dude chillin

[Touchdowns 5 Points @TDs5Points]

You merely adopted the seatbelt

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

You can become a rowdy frat bro doing diehard fandom at an SEC game and they still wont consider you “assimilated” enough because the one thing you cannot change is that you are not white.

[Posts By Feds @SuspectFed]

>asks whites to abandon college

>whites start abandoning college

>"Da browns must suffer for this"

The Rightoid cries out as he strikes you.

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

There’s a pretty simple explanation for that UT photo.

For years, the top 6% of Texas high school students got automatic admission to UT. Now it’s the top 5%. It’s completely colorblind. It’s just class rank.

Asian kids are about 5% of Texas graduates, but roughly 21% of the kids hitting a 1180 SAT/24 ACT benchmark. Absolutely kicking ass.

And UT’s own numbers make the “foreign students” explanation pretty hard to square. Only about 4% of UT undergrads are international students.

What we’re looking at is immigrants and the children of immigrants doing all the things YOU SAID you wanted immigrants to do: come here legally, work hard / succeed academically, and assimilate into our culture.

Check. Check. Check.

I’m starting to think your problem with this picture might be something else entirely....

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

Racists: “We just want immigrants to assimilate!”

Immigrants: ::assimilate::

Racists: “Nevermind. Being racist is easier. Boo, brown people! Boo!”

[Rob @RobbieDidThat]

To illustrate -

Total offense:
‘25 vs SCSU - 253 yards
‘26 vs Towson - 502 yards

Rushing Yards:
‘25 vs SCSU - 125 yards
‘26 vs Towson - 405 yards

3rd down:
‘25 vs SCSU - 3/12
‘26 vs Towson - 7/14

Offense tonight wasn’t even remotely close to the same thing as SCSU last year.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USC Trojan fans: “It’s too hot and we are playing San Jose State, I don’t wanna go”

USC Gamecock fans:

[Bam Adobobayo @Bam_Adobobayo]

This is pure comedy. They LITERALLY went from Sark saying he's glad they're not talking court cases to interviewing Ted Cruz. You can't write comedy that perfect.

[will @will_nba_hater]

Ted Cruz goes on college gameday and ABC refuses to air democratic senate candidate interviews and the median voter in this country genuinely believes “the left” controls the media lol

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Crowds gathered in Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.

[Bam Adobobayo @Bam_Adobobayo]

It's "Keep politics out of sports" unless it's their politics

Most embarrassing moment in College Gameday history.

Absolutely heartbreaking what has happened to this show knowing what it used to be

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

ESPN inviting Ted Cruz onto the gameday desk only for the crowd behind him to boo and constantly yell at him to fuck off is maybe the greatest illustration yet of how deep the disconnect is between the ESPN-SEC industrial complex and college football fans as a whole

[King Arthur Fan @brandilwells]

People have been taking empty milk jugs to the gas station to see how much gas they’re actually getting for a gallon’s worth. The results are not good.

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

He's gotta firing off straight diarrhea with the way people instantly react like they've been flashbanged.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“nazis got off relatively unpunished for the holocaust while palestinians ended up paying for it despite having nothing to do with it” is not antisemitic, it’s factual and obvious

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

This is what Westerners believe Islamic countries are like