tmoney

UT ‘26

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

Her greed sickens me

[Sarah Graves @sarahkgraves]

this girl blocked me bc my tweets were too formal, which is fair

so I used one of her ‘hate comments’ to announce I’m returning for my MBA. love it.

I’ll try to be less formal moving forward…

Sincerely,
Sarah

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Good morning from Galveston, Texas.
Our main mission today is to get a new suitcase. Everywhere we go, people are so incredibly kind to us. This is what we received from the Police Department and the Astros yesterday.

What I appreciate most is that they always think of my friends too and prepare gifts for them as well, not just for me. Huge thank you to everyone🙏

[Christopher @molochofficial]

This is just “epic bacon” for people who live in the type of suburb that doesn’t have sidewalks

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I wake up every day reading the USA vs Europe World Cup culture banter dreading the moment some Benedict Arnold tells them about Texas A&M yell leaders

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

That man has seen war

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

40-year old Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha was in tears after the 0-0 result vs. Spain.

He made 7 saves and kept a clean sheet vs. one of the top contenders for this World Cup. 🔥🇨🇻

[Ryan “Gatortails” Kerrigan @dadondesmond]

@GatorsUpBuckets You would run a McDonalds like the navy

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

College Football won today.

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

Lmaoo Texas tech paid 5mil for a bitch 😭😭😭

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby plans to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft. Amid the legal wrangling over his NCAA eligibility after admitting he bet on sports, he intends to head to the NFL.

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

I am so patriotic right now

[Rainbow Tote Bag Price Sufferer @Americiumist]

@AnimarchyYT "Aussie boys are on a bendah, Donald Trump is a sex offendah"

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

@Vern_Funquist @HookEmLacixoxo Don’t you have beef with this guy @hornsupchris lmao step up

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

Pleasantly surprised by the local beers in Turks and Caicos

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

@GatorsUpBuckets You’d be surprised

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

Watching Curb makes you realize who the actual funny person behind Seinfeld was

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld

[carolina blaze | ausl @AUSL_Blaze]

REESE ATWOOD'S FIRST CAREER HIT IS A HOME RUN OFF NIJAREE CANADY 🫨❤️‍🔥

📺 ESPN2

[🦆 @cookinquack]

.@HoustonTexans

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”

*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh

“Once or twice”

“Knock knock”

“*laughs* Whose there?”

“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."

[tmoney @TmoneySpread]

@CJVogel_OTF @ReaganHuggins12 That Texas football money has gotten to your head my friend