Timothy Schulz

Above all else Family, Equality, and Love.

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

@rampagejackson Fuck you! Learn how to raise a son.

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

@SalVulcano Orlando needs some love, babe.

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@SalVulcano I'm pretty sure "Guacamole" is Spanish for "Green shit smear"... Or it's a small rodent you find dead on your lawn.. Salsa all the way.

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod Ketchup is for a child’s palate. Simple mind, simple condiment. Have you ever had a fancy katch? Heinz is the best, hunt is the worst, and you can find them both all over elementary lunch tables. Gross. It’s like the playdough of food.

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@SalVulcano You have to leave the mall and take a nap after a Cinnabon. I’ve never hated my existence after a pretzel.

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@SalVulcano It may be hard to defend a cuce soaked in embalming fluid but nothing beats a Kosher Dill.

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@SalVulcano No one goes into a delicatessen, gets a quarter pound of bologna and, oh, 1 olive please. No, you get the dill!

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@SalVulcano Even Mt. Olive, the mountain named after an olive says pickles are better than olives. Who names a pickle company after a olive? Olives can’t hold their own… by the by just gabbed a mt. Olive but prefer a Claussen. But who doesn’t.

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@SalVulcano Pretty sure Jesus never turned water into Beer.

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@SalVulcano Wine 100% unless you enjoy the taste of a yeast infection in a glass. Nothing goes better with a meal than a tall bread-malt that keeps you belching.

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

Wait... @PamelaBrownCNN has her own show on CNN?!.. Heaven, I’m in heaven... #fredastaire #CNN #cheektocheek #2021 #CNN

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

@ChrisCuomo and @donlemon at the same desk?! I’m straight and still cumming in my own mouth! #SaveDemocracy

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

@thedalstonyears @zachbraff #terrorists

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

It’s 2020, why is this trending? #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpvsBiden https://t.co/ZeLuhRacN6

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

“He’s leaving! On that midnight train to Georgia!” #TrumpIsLosing #Trump https://t.co/ZeLuhRacN6

[Timothy Schulz @TMSchulz30]

Vote.

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Vote.

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. @melbrooks for America.

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Watching this trump voter lady nodding as Joe is answering her question about the crime bill is so satisfying.