Tristan Marcus

Pro Wrestler | 1/2 of the I.P.A

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not counting the match I lost. I am still undefeated in Louisiana

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@not10thaccount @SporePunch @Groveclearer in all fairness, look how far across the ring that dude is

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The type of guy who gets cheered for sweeping the wrestling ring and goes in the back talking about how over he got

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Server just asked me how I want my porkchop cooked, if any of you are making “medium-rare” pork anything never invite me over

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Thinking about that time Joseph Fouria caught three touchdown passes against the Cleveland Browns on October 13, 2013. Forever my goat.

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@refbriemontoya 🫡

[Nick Wayne | ニック・ウェイン @thenickwayne]

9 year old Nick Wayne wanted to be like PAC. ❤️

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I’ve decided I’m going to start winning matches and getting really good at wrestling, sorry everyone

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Oh my god if they give him Odell’s number they’re setting him up for failure right a
off the bat

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😢

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The Man That Gravity Forgot, I’m heartbroken, RIP to one of the greatest ever 💔

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@matt_brannigan @GastonLarue what if I do but I just don’t know how to wrestle

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Idaho Vandals are 0-4, oh darn

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Well the Saints intended to score there so we did

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@grappler2025 if Snickers sees this they’re gonna kill you man watch out

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they need to make an indeed but for reaching out to wrestling promoters

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if OBJ cracks 1000 yards this year, first ballot no question

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When I was younger I thought the lyrics were “I wish I was Jessie’s girl”

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Sting is wrestling’s Clint Eastwood, he could be 90 in a wheelchair and I’ll still believe he’ll kick someone’s ass

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Forever one of my goats @McGuinnessNigel