Murph ‘n’ Turf

fuck are you looking at?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

*Thursday Night Football, Jets and the Browns are playing. Score is 2-3 in the 4th quarter*

Announcer:

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Congress’ War Powers vote fails by exactly one vote (214-213).

Funny how this keeps happening!

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Good luck to Trump and the GOP without Catholics, Muslims, anti-war voters, fiscal hawks, immigration hawks, prospective home-buyers, anybody who wanted the Epstein Files, anybody who watches Tucker, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, & Candace.

But hey at least they’re popular in Israel.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Between this and the ever rising cost of streaming services it seems the capitalists are starting to forget the importance of circuses

[Yenkunkun Pikibo @moniquepowell]

I’ve never come upon a paywall while casually browsing the news and thought “let me get my credit card out”. It’s always “I don’t need to know that badly.”

[Murph ‘n’ Turf @Tmurf_96]

@Polymarket

[fontaines, district of columbia @cantsmokehere]

how life is gonna feel when it hits 45 degrees again

[Murph ‘n’ Turf @Tmurf_96]

@JeffDye Jeff Cry

[Hybrid Athlete Guy @Hybridathlete]

Nikita, try storing the leftovers in the fridge between meals.

[MrMattyPlays @G27Status]

how mfers like me who love New Vegas and also enjoy s2 of the show despite its flaws feel rn

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

great. how do I turn it off?

[Kenan Perry 🟣 @KenanPerry]

I'm the guy at the Mossad whose job it is to repeatedly Google the names of our assets before we use them in a false flag, to leave clues for schizophrenics on social media to figure it out. It's hard work but someone's gotta do it!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He’s a 44 year old grandfather that they signed less than a week ago. He would’ve had a game-winning drive if his defense got a stop. And in this house, Philip Rivers is a hero. End of story!

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

I still can’t get over how he looks like Taika Waititi’s fucked up clone brother

[mariana Z @mariana057]

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”.

I don’t even know where that is.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[tune of super freak] she's a very sleepy girl.......the kind you tuck under the covers.....