Ali...boma ye!!

Flavour Engineer, Flyers Fan & Captain of Cock n' Cunt... In my spare time I surf the blue & white corpses of Leafs fans down rivers of rainbow unicorn tears.

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

...if @perlmutations was...a snow covered car??

[Dr. Jennifer Kwan @jkwan_md]

Hi @Metallica, a seriously ill toddler who is your #1 fan would love to meet you (virtually) for their last wish!🙏🏻
Could you please reach out... (or if anyone has connections let me know!)
Please RT!🙏🏻

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

@ArleneDickinson Got up and told myself the same thing!!...Now its time to roll out some handmade pasta for the Farmers Market!!

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

@ArleneDickinson Ontario just banned crown land camping. How does that help anyone's health??

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

Please RT this. Our seniors deserve our best and nothing less.

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

Thank you to @Invest_Ottawa for having me speak this morning. The time is now. We must do a better job of supporting and investing in Canadian womxn entrepreneurs and make it a priority to undo the bias that exists in the investment community. #IWD2021

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

I have an idea. It may be crazy I know, but putting it out there.

Buy Canadian.

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Soooooo...the glove didn't fit???

#donandthegiantimpeachment

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Half of the world's population has a hard time distinguishing what 6 inches is.

...And now we expect them to gauge 6 feet?? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🙈

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

My armpits smell like onions

#aquarantinestory

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Mr. Trump...you're killing your country.

...at least you're #1 in the world at something...😔

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

I feel bad for all of the people who thought that 2020 was REALLY going to be "their year"

...better luck next time.

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Just a thought...but maybe for YOUR bday this year, get YOUR MOM a cake and present. A "Thanks for letting me ruin your vagina" kinda thing.

I mean, I'm adopted, so this wouldn't effect me.

I didnt ruin her vagina, just her life...and we cover THAT one in May...💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Pants...are HIGHLY overrated.

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Pretty much my feelings about life.

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

OHHHHHHHHH!!! You're a "luxury"

I see...

...I suppose that Barbie doll haired wig cost a FORTUNE...🙄😒🤪

[Ms. Tipps 🧐👣🤓 @MyTippyToes1]

Its ALWAYS a fantastic day after PA plays PA & Philly WINS

I HATE the Pens, Leafs, Sens & Habs

If you cheer for ANY of those garbage teams, your wallet is MINE

You're already pathetic enough being a man, let's not add to that

...You're a FLYERS FAN now

{ findom footgoddess }

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Morning Fuckers....😘

[Ali...boma ye!! @TnucTew]

Expiry dates.... are really only suggestions for pussies and non-vaccinated children.

[Ms. Tipps 🧐👣🤓 @MyTippyToes1]

Fucking off isn't a crime.

...but it IS if you do it before you send to Her.

So $end...THEN fuck off.