The Tortured Pastry Dept.

Butter is my currency. Cookbook author, pastry chef. Cookbook has a side of biography and a dollop of snark. The “Porter” in Sully & Porter Cafe, Halifax

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Good morning. I have crawled out from under my weighted blanket pity party of 1. Everyone has been so sweet and kind and unsocialmedia-like. Thank you. If you care at all what might be next, follow lmscrazylife on twitter while I figure it out.

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I think Cris Collinsworth would change his name to Cooper Kupp if he could.

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@Allicats @NateTWN @RachelSchoutsen @StormhunterTWN @jwhittalTWN Andrea

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@HalifaxReTales You mean ‘THAT’ wife? 😂

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@SalvatoresHfx I wanna meet this person.

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It seems like the hair and makeup folks in TO don’t like the TV personalities and talk show hosts they work for. Also, I should turn off eTalk, I just wanted to see what films at TIFF sounded interesting.

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@ambernoelle @clhubes It’s horrible. Horrible, unwatchable.

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It’s wild to me that the outcry from the shootings is “don’t take our kids cell phones” instead of take the guns.

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@HalifaxReTales My sister, who lives in New Harbour, calls it ‘Nish

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@nameshiv This was one of my all time favourite Twitter stories.

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@theJagmeetSingh Split the left, hand victory to the right, FU to women’s rights. Today I read about two female olympians killed by their male partners, a woman fighting to keep daughters safe from sexually abusive cop father, and a French man on trial for letting men rape his wife. #thanksndp

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@jon_cronshaw I’m sure it was Sweet Valley High something

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@HalifaxReTales Indeed

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@HalifaxReTales Hahahaha, that Every Rose comment had my brain do an immediate campfire flashback 😂

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@blktinabelcher That’s because we had photo albums full of them. When a scratch and sniff losing its scent was the biggest problem we had in life.

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@AuthorTOBurnett Wow, maybe my face cream is working. Imagine

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@HalifaxReTales This is my team, they were good 10 quarterbacks ago. But I’ve cheered them on since I was 17. It’s hard to draw a logo with your finger.

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@GordonStevensNS @CH_coalblackhrt I’m kind unless I have to dodge a mattress on the bridge. Otherwise, it’s my favourite time of year too. Seeing all of the little ones on the first day with their backpacks usually makes me well up.

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@delaneywrites @MerriamWebster Gesundheit

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@AlexKenna9 I had a woman who was maybe 10 years my junior say “I’ll get bangs too when I start to get forehead wrinkles” - she’s definitely going to make an appearance.